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Granted. The timeline gets ruined as a result.

I wish we had more allies in “Sunrise on a World”.

(Eh, I’d take it. As a hardcore Zelda fan I place high importance on the timeline, but it’s always been malleable and shenanigans are a small price to pay for a sequel to my all-time favorite game)

Granted, but it turns out they are all traitors who stab you in the back and the game ends.

I wish this entire forum would be busy again.

Granted. Que thousands of ninja’ings every few minutes.

I wish the forum games would be more active. Not crazy active, but quite active.

Granted, but your internet goes out and you’re unable to enjoy it.

I wish Criticsquid and Sacheverell would return to the forum staff.

Granted. But they are totally corrupt and spam the forums.

I wish for Dragon Quest 12 and Persona 6.

Granted, however they are only released in another country and in another language, region locked and all.

I wish mustard was in Minecraft.

Granted but it has no effect.

I wish all games where never released in any one country first and the rest of the world later and that they where instead released in the whole world at the same time

Granted. All games now take ten years to be released due to how long it takes for the marketing material and translate for every country in the world.

I wish people would play my forum game, Devouring Paradise. Pretty please?

I inadvertently granted you this. Your thread is now another outlet for my nonsense.

I wish I were as funny and witty as the other posters of this board.

Granted. The other posters are so salty of your funniness and wittiness that they hold a petition to ban you.

I wish that I could actually win in a game.

Granted. You are now the Candy Land world champ. You can’t win anything else though.

I wish I had the will to finish my Minecraft 2 suggestion.

Granted, but your computer crashes mid-sentence.

I wish I didn't accidentally guzzle down water.

Granted. You accidentally guzzle lava instead.

I wish my brothers didn't berate me for making or liking something.

Granted. They berate you for not making or liking something.

I wish the ‘Sunrise on a World’ forum game was more active.

Granted, but it's so active the server can barely handle it. So it crashes.

I wish my keyboard wasn't broken.

Granted. You get a keyboard which isn't broken, but every button is connected to F5.

I wish for a portal to the garlic bread dimension.

Granted, but the air is completely polluted by garlic powder, asphixiating you.

I wish, uhhhhh, world peace?

Granted, but you get no cookies.

I wish for a VR Headset

Granted, but it's so fascinating that now real life seems extremely boring.

I wish that i had laser eyes.

Granted, but the laser eyes can't be turned off and disintegrate anything and everything the beam touches.

I wish for a cat that actually loves me, not like the one I have who just does his own thing and tries to avoid me