Minecraft Forums

Granted, but it's very, VERY, small.

I wish for a jelly filled donut.

Granted. However, if ANYTHING consumes it, everything in the universe will become a black hole with the mass of 1.79769313486231570E+308 kg. Hope you have quick access to a massively secure sterile room. However, don’t think chucking it into the local star, black hole or gas giant will help, because they will “consume” it, and that would end poorly.

I wish for more power for things.

Granted, but you have less things that consume that power, and the things that you still have use more power then the things you gained, because the power consumption from the things that were turned into pure power was put into your other things, so now you have more power...

but you need even more.

I wish my laptop consumed less energy without breaking down, or becoming useless.

Also you can't load Windows 10... I already have it.

Granted. However, the battery has a lower capacity than normal, making the lower energy consumption basically pointless as far as battery life is concerned.

I wish for more ores.

Granted, but you didn't wish for any new gems or ingots, so the ores drop cobblestone.

I wish for some neat exploits like Protosmasher.

Granted. However, the exploits are so good that it’s possible to completely take over every computer and server and steal everything off of them using said exploits. Anarchy ensues.

I wish for more ores for more resources.

Granted. but you got something insanely radioactive...

I wish for scoring more goals in hockey!

You get imprisoned after several accusations that you somehow "hacked" the universe so you get higher scoring skills.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish for recursion.

Gra- *Reality freezes due to an infinite loop*

I wish for less reality-breaking events.

Granted. Now you are no longer in reality.

I wish for literally nothing.

Granted, you are murdered by the Interrupting cow.

I wish for a totally legit way to get robux 2018 no scams no survey no password (hahaha this is not a scam don't report it)

Roblox bans pretty much everyone for exploiting, and quadruples the price of all items, making it extremely difficult to get anything without said exploiting.

I wish for a pet rock that will never harm me in any way.

Granted. The pet rock itself doesn’t hurt you in any way, but someone else does out of spite.

I wish for more games.

Granted, but you weren't specific, and they are fun games... for serial killers.

I wish for more Spacebuild maps, and specifically, bigger ones.

Granted, but you lose your favorite stuff to build with.

I wish I could have something negative happen to me.

Granted, but nothing happens, and you're always scared.

I wish I had more materials to build with.

Granted, but that material can’t come from no where, soy you just destroyed half the solar system.

I wish I didn’t have to go to school, but still gained knowledge as if I was.

Granted, but your parents are aware of this, and they ban you from everything until you're at surpassed-college-age.

I wish it would never rain here, but crops and animals would still get the nourishment they need somehow.

Granted, the nourishment comes from humans.

I wish people didn't act all dramatic about Hurricane Florence.

...Okay, but all that dramaticness has to go somewhere, so they act all dramatic about glasses.

I wish that I had super strength.