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Granted, but you instead manipulate your existence, and you accidentally delete it.

I wish I could eat myself.

Granted, but instead, you get put in a blender and you have to drink yourself.

I wish my friend's crush likes him back

Granted, but he suddenly loses interest.

I wish that Doctor Who was real.

Granted, but he's an evil entity that wants to destroy the world.

I wish microtransactions didn't exist in video games.

Granted. They are now more common.

I wish I had a cat for my dog to kill.

Granted. The dog doesn’t kill the cat, but the cat kills the dog. Then the cat kills you.

I wish for a fully configurable quarry mod.

Granted. You get an obedient person that moderates stone quarries and he follows every order of yours perfectly.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Granted. You are still dead.

I wish I could still play Minecraft.

Granted, but you can only play the Demo Mode.

I wish I could get a 3DS prepacked with USUM.

Granted, but it doesn't come with a screen.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted. You now have none.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

Granted, it doesn't come with Joycons.

I wish for another day in the weekend.

Granted. Weekends no longer exist.

I wish my dog could kill me.

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Granted. Weekends no longer exist.

I wish my dog could kill me.

You don't seem to be corrupting the wishes so much as just... doing the opposite.

Back on topic... Your dog can now kill you. It kills you. You are dead. It then kills a bunch of other people before being put down, and now it is dead too. Congratulations.

I wish to obtain a large amount of money without illegal activity being involved.

Granted. When you least expect it, a plane carrying tons of money explodes 10 km above you, and all the money rains down, crushing you in the process.

I wish that Faba-Meowstic / Smirky Meowstic / Furry in a lab coat thing actually became a meme.

Granted, but ten other things that deserve to be memes never become memes.

I wish that my new forum thread would become more popular. (seriously, please check it out http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2872058-read-a-word-add-a-word)

Granted, but ten other things that deserve to be memes never become memes.

I wish that my new forum thread would become more popular. (seriously, please check it out http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2872058-read-a-word-add-a-word)

You die, but then you are brought back by cryogenics 15 years later to find that humanity has genetically modified themselves to look and sound like unicorns, and you are seen as "primitive" due to your original human features, and are thus discriminated.

I wish I had good friends.

Granted, but they are a bad influence on you.

I wish I was a wizard.

Granted, but you accidentally turn yourself into a single-celled organism.

I wish I was a conquistador.