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Granted but all the obsidian got blown up by a creeper

I wish i can buy this game

store.steampowered.com/app/268910/Cuphead/

Granted, but after you buy it, it corrupts your computer with malware.

I wish that I could turn into Sonic the Hedgehog then back to myself an infinite amount of times without any dangerous repurcussions.

Granted, but that fish gives me eternal good luck, and gives you bad luck if you slap me with it

I wish to be a real-life Emilia

Granted but it never happens

I wish I became a giant praying mantis

Granted, but you become so giant, that you can't fit onto earth, and cannot get enough oxygen into you for you to live

I wish to give birth to your country's next leader.

Granted, but he is only interested in protecting America, and cares nothing for other nations.

I wish that I had super-speed.

Granted, but the speed kills you within ten seconds as you run into a wall and crush your innards.

I wish for a genie that has ulimitted wishes

Granted, but the genie will always find a way to corrupt them. (kinda like this thread)

I wish to be able to make a mod that becomes as famous as orespawn

Granted, but it becomes famous for all the wrong reasons.

I wish to have a Nintendo Switch with Mario Odyssey on it.

Granted. Since the game isn't out yet, you filthy exploiter, you get a bootleg. And then Grand Dad steals your Nintendo Switch.

I wish for rof hsiw I

Granted you get a sign saying [

i wish for rof hsiw i

]

I wish for A merry christmas

Granted, you now are married to Chrismas.

I wish for Pikachu to break the 4th wall.

Granted, but it ends up shocking the entire world.

I wish that there was a form of fire that burned cold.

Granted, but it is to beg for help from PETA to stop the enslavement and abuse of pokemon

I wish to become a prophet of the One True God.

Granted but all the gods banish you to another world

I wish for the best job that will make me millions

Granted, you now have a job staring at sexy woman, which burns your eyes eternally.

I wish for a Coca-Cola

Granted but it turned out to be a pepsi

I wish for nubbin2003 To pay me 100 Grand

Granted, but it is in monopoly money

I wish to be able to enjoy life to its fullest

granted, but you die as soon as this wish is granted

I wish I had official copies of "Cuphead" and "A Hat in Time"