Granted. The pufferfish will poke you many times in your life until you die.
I wish I was a pie.
Current avatar: Ralsei from Deltarune.
Of course, the next thing that happens is you get eaten.
I wish I were as overconfident in real life as I am here.
Granted. You get eaten. Your overconfidence gets you killed.
I wish that my game wouldn't crash randomly...
Granted. Your computer shatters.
I wish to know how to microwave pizza perfectly.
Granted. You don't get to use said information, as you are now cursed with the power to instantly incinerate any pizza that gets too close to you and it NEVER deactivates.
I wish that Minecraft could easily be modded in game with a simple GUI.
Granted. Nobody makes mods anymore.
I wish I had more money...
Granted, you have all the money in the world and nobody can afford to eat.
I wish I had a house in Doncaster.
My improvements to the Gorman calendar.
Granted. It's haunted.
I wish that more mods were compatible with 1.10.
^ Updating mods to 1.10 is actually pretty easy cause just about nothing changed under the hood. On two mods, I literally just had to compile them against Minecraft 1.10 and they worked.
Your ice cream is melted.
I wish I could play Pokemon Go all day without my battery dying.
Granted. You Fall Into Water Trying To Find A Water Pokemon.
I Wish For Corruption.
Granted, you get a winter-summer worse than 1816.
I want to be remembered by what I say.
Granted. Everyone remembers everything you say. And I mean EVERYTHING.
I wish I could play Pokemon Go without running into hoards of Pidgeys, Rattatas, and/or Weedles.
Granted, but your roleplaying is bad and you should feel bad
I wish I knew how to use photoshop effectively
My avatar is Harlequin, king of the fairy forest. (Anime: Nanatsu no Taizai)
Granted. However, it is all fifty years expired.
I wish people in the roleplays I frequent would post more promptly.
Granted, but nobody wants to RP with you.
I wish the forums reply box worked well.
Granted, but now everything else is terrible.
I wish that phones worked better.
My avatar is a Nuclear Ender-Creeper in SPAAAAAACE!
My RP: An Island
Why 'Fire at Will'? Why not Bob, Joe, or anybody else?
Veni, Vidi, Vici Caelus!
What didya expect, the Spanish Inquisition?
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Granted. You get assassinated before you get to see the changes.
I wish that more 1.7.10 mods were updated to 1.10.
Granted, All Other Technology Becomes Worse Though.
I Wish For No Ninja's To Appear.
Granted. All forums are shut down.
I wish that more mods were updated from 1.7.10 to 1.10.
Granted, Those Mod's Got Corrupted And Virus Filled.
I Wish For Anti-Anti-Opposite Day.