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Ants doesn't poop you silly.

Actually, they do. They just are really tidy about it and only do it in designated areas.

OT: Granted, but the DECENT server closes after about an hour.


I wish for tasty, well-cooked calamari to appear in place of my Swedish meatballs that I have in my fridge.

Granted.

It's a calamari falukorv.

I wish for a bowl.

Granted, but then it gets damaged beyond repair after you try to use it, and you can't get a full refund anymore, for some unknown reason.

I wish there was an easy map distribution system built into Minecraft.

Granted, you worship Chaos now though.

I wish for topics.

Granted. They are inappropriate topics.

I wish for an easy mod/map distribution system in Minecraft that actually works.

Granted but it is buggy kind of like curse voice(an actually working one) a few months ago

i wish for a perfectly balanced game where only true skill could tip the scales

Granted, it involves prescience up to years.

I wish WG would buff USN BBs.

granted but i have no idea what you are abbreviating so it won't happen

i wish i had a wish

Granted. You are now permanently bald.

I wish Minecraft Realms could be modded.

Granted but the maps get corrupted on disk for realms even the natural generation

i wish for a gun like this:

Granted, but you immediately end up burning yourself trying to use them.

I wish there was an easy way to toggle mods on and off in Minecraft.

Granted.

It involves a ritualistic sacrifice...

I wish the salt would end.

Well screw you

I wish for nothing

I WISH FOR ELEVEN BARRELS OF HELL.

Granted, but you can't open them.

I wish I had a pancake.

Granted, but it's poisoned, then you start eating it and get poisoned because you didn't know.

I wish Garry's mod worked on my computer...

Granted. You can now play Garry's mod, though Minecraft won't work.

I wish Zack Snyder would stop making movies.

Granted.

Now there's a whole subterranean civilization of mind controlling ants under your house.

I wish I've known that earlier.

Also more coffee.

(I'm going to assume your wish was for more coffee)

Granted, but it is always steaming hot and never cools down.

I wish I could speak French.

Granted you can travel 1 second at a time!

I wish i has 1 million dollars in paper.