Granted! But the wires are hooked up to you. An electrifying spelled wrong performance!
I WUSH FOR A COTTON SWAB cuz swab is baws backwards.
I don't know what "wush" means, so you get nothing! And why would I care what it is backwards?
I wish I had all your powers, with none of the limitations you have, and for you to read my mind to find out exactly what I mean by that, and grant it in that way.
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▀▄▄▀ This creeper isn't happy with his birth defect.
█▀▀█ He made it so you couldn't have more than two lines in a signature.
Granted, but I have no comprehension of what you're saying, so I'm just gonna assume that you're asking for super powers that harm you in some idiotic way.
I wish that I was sad.
All around me are familiar faces...
im also immune to radiation
i wish for to be mortal
Professional mincebag
I wish for a lightswitch.
All around me are familiar faces...
I WUSH FOR A COTTON SWAB cuz swab is baws backwards.
I don't know what "wush" means, so you get nothing! And why would I care what it is backwards?
I wish I had all your powers, with none of the limitations you have, and for you to read my mind to find out exactly what I mean by that, and grant it in that way.
█▀▀█ He made it so you couldn't have more than two lines in a signature.
I wish I could be strong like you.
My house is made of steel, with paper for doors.
I wish I was normal
I wish for a Cheesy Cracker which will never be completely eaten no matter how much i eat it
Got a few minutes? Check out my YouTube channel!
http://youtube.com/thatcheesycracker
What are you talking about?
Granted, but it's a rock concert and there are 50.000 amps.
I wish the next poster was brutally murdered.
I wish you weren't so dumb.
I wish I had cheese.
I wish I had a box of Cheez... oh wait, I already have those.
I wish I had a magical fish pony that could tapdance.
I wish Luke skywalker didnt blow up the Dath star.
Leader of the elite 501st legion / Current Avatar: Martian Fighting Machine Tripod (TWOTW)

But your website gets DDos attacked after being unlocked.
He scream
I wish I had a life.
I wish Tedster knew I accidentally didn't wish, and he posted like 3 seconds afterwards.
I wish I had homework.
All around me are familiar faces...
I wish for $1.
I wish I was playing minecraft right now.
I wish my computer was faster.