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Granted, you are murdered by the Interrupting cow.

I wish for a totally legit way to get robux 2018 no scams no survey no password (hahaha this is not a scam don't report it)

Roblox bans pretty much everyone for exploiting, and quadruples the price of all items, making it extremely difficult to get anything without said exploiting.

I wish for a pet rock that will never harm me in any way.

Granted. The pet rock itself doesn’t hurt you in any way, but someone else does out of spite.

I wish for more games.

Granted, but you weren't specific, and they are fun games... for serial killers.

I wish for more Spacebuild maps, and specifically, bigger ones.

Granted, but you lose your favorite stuff to build with.

I wish I could have something negative happen to me.

Granted, but nothing happens, and you're always scared.

I wish I had more materials to build with.

Granted, but that material can’t come from no where, soy you just destroyed half the solar system.

I wish I didn’t have to go to school, but still gained knowledge as if I was.

Granted, but your parents are aware of this, and they ban you from everything until you're at surpassed-college-age.

I wish it would never rain here, but crops and animals would still get the nourishment they need somehow.

Granted, the nourishment comes from humans.

I wish people didn't act all dramatic about Hurricane Florence.

...Okay, but all that dramaticness has to go somewhere, so they act all dramatic about glasses.

I wish that I had super strength.

To prove your strength to disbelieving humans, you smash a brick wall. You get impaled by a fragment of brick.

I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

Granted, but because you can’t just decorupt a wish, your next one is double corrupted (make a note of this.)

I wish to know the reason tiny animals are so adorable.

Granted, it's because they're usually fluffy, and cuddly. (Uncorrupted, because they're cute.)

I wish CyberneticSquid's next wish wasn't double corrupted, but mine isn't either.

Granted, but the SCP Foundation busts down your doors, takes the copy (as it is basically is a copy of a thing meant to be kept away from humanity) and wipes your memory.

I wish for a reverse card and no-u card to be used upon the corrupter of this wish, and for some fancy hats and weapons in TF2 without a lack of updates/server activity/steam ban/vac ban/trade ban.

Granted. They can't exist.

I wish for a Rube Goldberg Machine.

It is given to you through a series of complex quests across multiple worlds. At the end, you watch several pipes and levers bringing it down from the sky to you in a majestic cutscene, and it promptly lands on your head.

I wish that I wouldn't fall off cliffs all the time, it's really very distracting. (Also this wish is quadruple corrupted due to earlier weirdness...)

Granted, you fall into canyons filled with poop-covered spikes, charged creepers and impact font pre-2012 memes.

I wish for my own robot armor that flies, shoots lasers, and has eggs on the sides.

Granted. Batteries aren’t included though, so good luck finding one that fits it’s needs.

I wish for more random-action items and cards.

Granted, but they're from different games, and you're not even playing a game that allows those kinds of card, and said items were used in another game.

I wish I had a damn battery for my new dalek robot suit

You get exterminated trying to steal one from a dalek robot.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.