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Granted. You don't get to use said information, as you are now cursed with the power to instantly incinerate any pizza that gets too close to you and it NEVER deactivates.

I wish that Minecraft could easily be modded in game with a simple GUI.

Granted, you have all the money in the world and nobody can afford to eat.

I wish I had a house in Doncaster.

Granted. It's haunted.

I wish that more mods were compatible with 1.10.

Granted. You Fall Into Water Trying To Find A Water Pokemon.

I Wish For Corruption.

Granted, you get a winter-summer worse than 1816.

I want to be remembered by what I say.

Granted. Everyone remembers everything you say. And I mean EVERYTHING.

I wish I could play Pokemon Go without running into hoards of Pidgeys, Rattatas, and/or Weedles.

Granted, but your roleplaying is bad and you should feel bad

I wish I knew how to use photoshop effectively

Granted. However, it is all fifty years expired.

I wish people in the roleplays I frequent would post more promptly.

Granted, but nobody wants to RP with you.

I wish the forums reply box worked well.

Granted, but now everything else is terrible.

I wish that phones worked better.

Granted. You get assassinated before you get to see the changes.

I wish that more 1.7.10 mods were updated to 1.10.

Granted, All Other Technology Becomes Worse Though.

I Wish For No Ninja's To Appear.

Granted. All forums are shut down.

I wish that more mods were updated from 1.7.10 to 1.10.

Granted, Those Mod's Got Corrupted And Virus Filled.

I Wish For Anti-Anti-Opposite Day.

Granted. It's just opposite day.

I wish I was Batman.

Granted, your parents are both dead. That's your Batman Starter Pack.

I wish for things.

Granted. You get nothing. (see what I did there?)

I wish I could make better jokes.

Granted. Your jokes are better, but no one can hear it.

I wish for immortality.