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I hide in Half Life 3

I go to that dimension, magically gain access to commands. /kill algot120

I hide under a mine in a 24x32 minesweeper field containing 256 mines. I am immune to the mines blowing up, and you only have 120 seconds before it all blows up.

I activate SCP-2935.

I hide inside Air Force Fourteen, which is an upgraded version of the Sun Crusher.

The planet explodes from an EFLN accident.

I have Resistance 100.

Someone goes invisible and somehow uses a Mob Fighter to make them fight. You are left defenseless against the random Skeleton that decides to shoot you off the cliff whilst your “protectors” are distracted. (Just be glad it wasn’t Segata Sanshiro and Chuck Norris who were protecting you. Then the results would have been apocalyptic.)

I have enough Absorption Hearts to survive the /kill command.

Because you don't even exist at all

You cannot harm me.

but i locate you using sound detector and kill u

im invisible, inaudible and cannot be smelled.

You forgot to do the invisibility properly, and are left blind. You get unexpectedly hit by a car because of that.

I use 10 Lucky Day badges to make myself pretty much impossible to hit.

The atmosphere doesn’t reach that high enough to reach that point. And that’s assuming it’s within the bounds of the universe. Or multiverse. Or even the omniverse.

I am surrounded by black holes, with Newton’s Shell Theorum preventing me from being torn to pieces.