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I live in a giant city.

City easily gets infected with a zombie virus. Quick spreading due to high population.

I am a time controlling ninja.

You forget that the Earth is whipping through space at tens of thousands of miles an hour relative to the center of the Milky Way. You travel back in time and appear in the void of space.

I have a hat.

I separate your mind from the black hole and destroy you.

I am the best friend of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is a *****

I am everything to have ever existed, every event to have ever occurred, past, present and future. I am time and space.

checkmate

Sadly, a person cannot be time and space, as they are mutually exclusive, because people are matter, and matter cannot be time and space. I shot you with a gun.

I am wearing master chief's armor, and I will shoot anyone I see with an assault rifle.

The flaw will get shot by bounty hunters (metal slug 5, known as sharpshooters/snipers) and not really able to against heavy armoured vehicles and tanks.

My defence will be my land-ship.

Unfortunately, it is bombarded by kamikaze planes.

My defense consists of a giant castle with an outer wall, a middle wall, and an inner wall, all made out of wurtzite boron nitride. There are snipers on all of the walls, along with machinegunners. Spread thoughout the castle are Anti-Aircraft guns. And there also a nuclear bomb shelter which I am in, deep underground. The tunnels to it are filled with blast doors and booby traps.

Potions.

I have a goddamn flying upside-down obsidian pyramid, light up and everything, with dispensers and Airblast Pyros patrolling the perimeter, sending any intruders to the world below. The bottom of the pyramid is over 100 blocks above Y=60, there are massive anti-aircraft guns on each wall, emergency Fleshpound spawners inside the pyramid, and the entire area is protected so that any creative players cannot even walk into the area that the pyramid flies above, let alone the pyramid itself. Also, I happen to be commanding the pyramid, my Pyro guards are payed triple minimum wage for unskilled labour, and I have limitless cash. I myself am far stronger then most of the other forum gamers (no, I am not my avatar image), and I also am mortal enemies with Equestrian Russia, Cordis Die, The Godmodder Alliance, and allies with Are We Cool Yet.

Quote from khang06fromminecraft

Ender pearls!

I have a base at Y: -64 (There is protection inside the base) with rocket turrets surrounding the base.

Scrake.

Also, not a single minecraftian in existence can throw an ender pearl that high, and anyway, if they did the Pyros would airblast him off.

Quote from kazar14

No defence. I shoot you.

I have a deadly ray shield around me.

I am wearing anti rayshield armor.

I turned this thread into a hot topic.

I got ice. I can freeze this.

Also, kazar hit a clone, and I am just going to keep using the defence that I first used until someone gives me a legitimate flaw.

Attack and Defence: I'm this guy.

TL;DR

I Shield myself with buttons_1, Making people not hit me or else he dies.

Your Buttons_1 defensive technique will fail when Muro shows up behind, grabbing his pet buddy, and then squashing you to death.

I'm protecting myself inside of a strong spaceship.

Edit: Wow, someone bumped my very old thread.

A person in a cloaking device reveals themselves to be an alien and shoots everybody with lasers

I create a clone.

Just kill both of you.

I gain all the powers of every OP character, artifact, and everything else OP

*Le evil laugh*

The characters and artifacts are based on fiction, so they don't actually exist.

I use mind control and propaganda to make everyone support me unconditionally.

Since this is a FICTIONAL thread, my defence still stands.

Oh, and since I have these powers I just blast you to kingdom come, ridding you and your mind control thing.

Edit: Why did this thread have to die?