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Ok, so I play Sid meier's civilization IV, and on those forums there is a popular thread that reads : 1000 signs you play civ Too much. So I thought it would be cool to start one of these for MC so here's a few examples:



1. You have to go to a hospital from punching a tree too long
2. You wonder how people can stay up all night and you still get any sleep
3. You start a protest to turn the world off of peaceful
4. You walk around everywhere with your fist sticking out
5. You sue lowes for having their bonemeal not insta grow your crops


So you can just add onto this list as you please

- HayRoss

you start beating up your friend and family because they don't trade bread for gold

Quote from Linkruler

When you make one if these overused threads about minecraft.
And when you punch a tree until your knuckles bleed trying to get a block of wood.

LOL yea iv'e heard that like a hundred times

Quote from xMakkyx

when you make dangerous weapons and kill animals with them.

dude its called hunting and that is fun

When you have considered becoming a miner as a an actual career.

Quote from WillieTheMiner

When you have considered becoming a miner as a an actual career.

that is a real career

LOL yellng at people when they found budder/gold

When you've quit Minecraft because you play it too much

when you burn your house down trying to get to the nether

When you think blowing people and their stuff up with TNT is okay.

You have collected heaps of Minecraft merchandise and Minecraft-themed clothing.

When you begin digging a hole in a park.

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note:if possible please number your posts like i did:

6: you think you can survive a 23 meter onto obsidian
7: you throw 1000's of eggs in your backyard to get some chickens
8: you wonder how people commit arson without flint and steel
9: you dont know what a horse is(not for long at least)
10: your minecraft bookmark folder has subdivisions
11: those subdivisions have subdivisions

Quote from Mrshade779

You try to ride a pig to Work/School/Mine

again please try to number them

12: you actually chopped down a tree with your fists

13. You try to ride a pig using a saddle.

14. You throw many rocks that look like eyes of ender to find the portal.

15. You wonder why trees dont grow up in one day.

16. You go to South America to get cats.

17. You poke wolfs with a bone to try and get a dog.

18. You feed your dogs bacon in hopes of a puppy.

19. You look away from any tall person wearing black thinking that their an enderman.

19. When you walk into the area you play minecraft and what ever you are thinking about is replaced with MINECRAFT
20. when everytime you see the color green you think its a creeper and run away
21. when you try to jump off the first floor of a building
22. when you break a bone and say you have 1 heart left
23. When you try to figure out how to put a mod in the world
24. when you think bedrock is indestructablemake all my posts one higherso 24 is 25

You use redstone logic to be a electrician.
You wish TooManyItems existed in real life.
You remember crafting/brewing recipes more than stuff for school.