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Unfortunately, he still becomes evil because he is bored and he wants to take over the universe.

Unfortunately, his power is all in a book, which is in the library.

Fortunately, the book was put in a maximum-security safe because if it is opened, Jimmy's powers are unleashed.

Unfortunately, Jimmy breaks open the safe and successfully took the book.

Fortunately, the police stop Jimmy and burn the book.

Unfortunately, Jimmy went to some magical ... BOOK RESSURECTION machine and copied down an exact copy of the book. IT STILL HAS POWERS.

Fortunately, Jimmy can't read.

Fortunately, the final piece he needs for a spell is safe inside a black hole.

Unfortunately, the hole suddenly erupts, spitting out the page. The page was also fire proof.

Fortunately, his only power is to make games go on sale in steam.

Unfortunately, the games he went on sale was the games that the whole world was hyped up for, and unemployment all over the world decrease in a day after the sale.

Economies are crumbling.

It is the end of the world, but everyone doesn't realize it.

Fortunately, somebody comes up with a solution

Unfortunately, the solution doesnt work, so yeah.

Fortunately... WE HAVE PLAN B

Unfortunately, no one bothered to think of one.

Fortunately, somebody thought up of one

Unfortunately, they forgot it immediately after.

Fortunately, someone thought of one that included a basement and a cat named Freckles.

Unfortunately, it was Jimmy's cat, and Jimmy got so angry, he unleashed hell until the Earth is like the UAC from Doom 3.