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What the heck am I supposed to do with dirt!? I'm 15 stories tall!

Next user gets my giant club

I throw the giant club at a creeper, making it mad and exploding. Which hurts a enderman. The enderman gets mad and picks up a carrot and throws it at the creeper thinking the creeper is still alive. The carrot lands on a nether portal making a pig run into the nether. The pig freaks out a wither skeleton which chases the pig. The pig runs away using the portal. The wither skeleton jumps in the portal. Then, the wither skeleton trips on a silver fish making the wither skeletons head fly off on a statue of a wither missing its 3rd head. Then, the wither comes aliv and wakes up the enderdragon. The enderdragon jumps out of the end then destroys you.


The next person gets a Steve co supply chest that disappears in a instant.

Someone saw the chest dissapear and dies of shock and dissbelief

The next person gets a cookie

I eat the cookie then you die because you want the cookie so bad.


Next person gets a air block!

I condense the air so much that it implodes causing a black hole sucking in everything and causing death to all people.

Next person gets an imaginary pony

I rip off it's limbs and smack the person with it to death.

Next person has a Holy Mackerel.

I use it to bash someone to death.

Next poster gets an Invisible leaf.

I use the leaf to strangle someone by shoving it down their throat

Next person gets a Winky Face emotocon

I so many times I get banned, but I get so mad I hack the website so it bans MP3 intead of Rektar. Then you get mad and self-destruct






I drop my hacking device in the process.

I hack your brain and you commit suicide, then I hack your bank account, and your mom

The next person gets a santa hat

I glue the hat to your hands so they are stuck, and then I keep on hitting you untill you die because you can't defend.


Bwut I wuv meh mommeh!

I throw my god sword at the ground.

I use the sword to destroy everything in existence, which would kill everyone

The next person gets nothing, since everything has been destroyed

My pet jigglypuff gets mad that you gave me nothing, so he grew bigger then the earth, crushing everyone but me.



I send my jigglypuff to a pet shop, so the next user gets it!

At the pet shop I find a USED jigglypuff so I shove it up the cashier's butt and he dies cause he can't poop and his colon explodes

The next person gets his hat

I repeat what I did with the santa hat.




I leave a MP3 destroyer.

I smack the MP3 destroyer at the person above.

Next user gets a stick.

[Pretend this was deleted because this is a mistaken double post.]

I fill the hat with water, then put someone's face in it and hold it there.

Let's see... There was a crumpled grocery list in their pocket. The next person can have that.

Triple ninja'ed?

Fine. I blow someone up with the MP3 destroyer, then take a grocery list out of their pocket (it is crumpled and charred now) and give it to the next person.

Quote from MP3

At the pet shop I find a USED jigglypuff so I shove it up the cashier's butt and he dies cause he can't poop and his colon explodes

The next person gets his hat

I take the hat and replace your brain with it.
I give the next person a Gameboy

I give you the gameboy and you play it so much you starve to death

Next person gets the sandwich that he didn't eat
p.s. its a grilled cheese and deodorant sandwich