I teach you math from the book, but you fail math class, you drop out of school, you join a gang, you take drugs, you go crazy, you jump off the empire state building and die
I take the thermometer and break it then pour it in your stomach and you die of mercury poisoning. I give the next person teh ban hammer! i only have 2 more posts
I make the person get a deep wiff of the boots' stench, killing them instantly.
The next person gets a mouse (they kind that squeaks)
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My avatar-Madison Gotha. She knows various weapons, she's a mage/sage, and is somewhat immortal. Madison has the capability of taming and communicating monsters, a genetic trait passed down by her father. 26 physically, 1400-something mentally, and a Lofty Peakian/Zenithian mix. Doesn't really like being called an elf and hates being called human..
I might be Moderator, but don't bother treating me too special. And don't make tons of Ban Hammer jokes, please. Also, I'm an Off-Topic only Mod. Don't ask me to lock a thread or something if it's not in the off-topic
I give you the sandwich and you choke on it.
The next person gets a math book!
Next person gets a thermometer
Next person gets camera.
Next person gets a diary full of love notes to Justin Beiber
I read them out loud to you and you die from hearing about JB's lovers
I give the next person a cheeseburger
The next person gets a belt buckel
Next person gets his tape that got messed up from the water.
Slice of pizza.
The next person has a yam
Next person has an axe.
Next is a cd
Next person gains access to a single tiny piece of a... tomato. Dipped in mustard.
Next person gets a capsicum.
Next person gets a rubber band.
I shove the cigar down their throat and choke them, Freudian connotations be damned
Next person has a left handed smoke shifter
Next person gets a piece of swiss cheese
You get my boots.
The next person gets a mouse (they kind that squeaks)