There totally is one, given to us by our god when we are 10 years old. What, did you miss the ceremony?
(Good enough. It's just one of the large fandoms that currently reign over DA. Go look it up.Here, have the TVtropes page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Homestuck. I don't care all that much myself, to be honest, but I have read it.)
What's my favourite Homestuck pairing?