2020: Label non-prescription sunglasses as prescription and especially suited for drivers.
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2021: Drive a pickup truck,loaded with rabbits on the back, and yell "IT'S WABBIT SEASON!!!!!". Crash accidentally on purpose (the front must hit something), and all of the rabbits go hopping about the aisles.
2027: Put fake clorox in a basket, then fake windex, then, more fake products. Call a worker there, and "taste test" all of them. If you haven't been kicked out yet, ask them if they want a try.
2028: Attempt to lick everyone
2029: Wear diving gear and pretend you are in water. Call everyone with blue shirts Fugu Fish, and call everyone with red shirts The Bleh Bleh Bleh. Call everyone with yellow shirts Oomoos, and call everyone with an unlisted colored shirt, WaWas... (I got this one from a show called Charlie The Unicorn on Youtube)
2030: Hold up a BB gun and Say, "EVERYONE!!! This is a... uhhh... what is it called again? I think it's called a robbery. Does anyone know if it's called a robbery? Or a moose? What is it called? I think it's the second one...
Yesterday I was on my way to class, when a black cat fell from the sky. I didn't really know what that nonsense was about so I asked him if I could step around him because he was bad luck, but he simply meowed and then disappeared. I was a bit worried that maybe he'd teleported to Afghanistan or somewhere equally dangerous, but a wizard came and assured me that it was alright. I threw my Zune at him because I was 78% sure he was lying. The wizard roared at me and sentenced my mother to thirty five years of chain smoking. I was sad.
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2033:
Pie.
Everywhere.
Dear glob, it's everywhere.
The pie.... It's all over the place...
DEAR GLOD GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE
THE PIE WANTS ME DEAD THE PIE WANTS ME DEAD THE PIE WANTS ME DEAD THE PIE-
*static*
2037: Replace the un-colored window cleaner/ dishwasher with water, and match the colored ones to colored drinks, like Kool-Aid, Powerade, and Gatorade. Spray the window cleaners (now with 100% drinkable fluids!) and squirt the dishwashers (also with 100% drinkable fluids) into your mouth, drink them, and even chug them. Force others to drink the window cleaners and dishwashers. Leave a few with the actual contents and put the ones that haven't been replaced into the employees' mouths.
2038: Run in, find the nearest mannequin, and kick it over yelling, "THIS! IS! WALMART!"
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"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will someday venture to the stars." -Carl Sagan
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2043: Curse everything in sight with a silence. Even this thread.Can you see this? I hope not, because this will cause all sorts of stuff to happen.And this will expand the length of this post to make it seem...you know...longer than it seems. This is all blank space, but it's not. I also have a condition known as "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis".
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
2018: Spawn the wither and run away
Rant about CoD
2025: Get chocolate in the peanut butter!
2028: Attempt to lick everyone
2029: Wear diving gear and pretend you are in water. Call everyone with blue shirts Fugu Fish, and call everyone with red shirts The Bleh Bleh Bleh. Call everyone with yellow shirts Oomoos, and call everyone with an unlisted colored shirt, WaWas... (I got this one from a show called Charlie The Unicorn on Youtube)
2030: Hold up a BB gun and Say, "EVERYONE!!! This is a... uhhh... what is it called again? I think it's called a robbery. Does anyone know if it's called a robbery? Or a moose? What is it called? I think it's the second one...
Yesterday I was on my way to class, when a black cat fell from the sky. I didn't really know what that nonsense was about so I asked him if I could step around him because he was bad luck, but he simply meowed and then disappeared. I was a bit worried that maybe he'd teleported to Afghanistan or somewhere equally dangerous, but a wizard came and assured me that it was alright. I threw my Zune at him because I was 78% sure he was lying. The wizard roared at me and sentenced my mother to thirty five years of chain smoking. I was sad.
2032: Kick other people out. Then eat a pig
Pie.
Everywhere.
Dear glob, it's everywhere.
The pie.... It's all over the place...
DEAR GLOD GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE
THE PIE WANTS ME DEAD THE PIE WANTS ME DEAD THE PIE WANTS ME DEAD THE PIE-
*static*
"Wake me, when you need me."
Your friendly neighborhood, mentally unstable, delusional Trekkie!
"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will someday venture to the stars." -Carl Sagan
All my posts are required reading for NSA agents.