I unleash the power of the Magnificent Earrape Cannon of Hellish Attack strength (MECHA), then fire 3 Skrillex songs played at 300 decibles. In G-Major.
I summon a long-range Ion turret, which deals massive damage, while transfering half of its power directly through shields. The turret then blasts both the mech, which destroys it, then the battlecruiser, which deals damage.
The Mech has been...DECIMATED! The Battlecruiser's shields takes the brunt of the damage.
I unleash the power of the Magnificent Earrape Cannon of Hellish Attack strength (MECHA), then fire 3 Skrillex songs played at 300 decibles. In G-Major.
The Battlecruiser is soundproof.
The Battlecruiser releases an EMP that destroys the Probes. The Battlecruiser sends out a swarm of shield-based probes. Each probe has 40 HP, and a shield rating of 100%. There are 40 of them, covering the whole ship with it's extended shields.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 249/250 [In the Battlecruiser]
Battlecruiser IV: HP 49,394/50,000. 1% Shield Rating [Shields are regenerating...DANGEROUSLY LOW!]
Shield Probes: 1600/1600 HP. Shield Rating: 100% (Covering for the Battlecruiser.)
The Epic Ploogal: HP 112/4000 (FRIENDLY!)
Ender Dragon: 250/250 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Pyro: HP 175/175 (FRIENDLY!)
Obsidian Wall: 2000/2000 HP (Wall. Obviously FRIENDLY!)
UBER TURRET: 50,000/50,000 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Destroyer: 110/2000 HP. (FRIENDLY!)
PLAYERS: (NEW PLAYER!)
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
fseftr: HP 50/50
empoleon53098: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
All Posters Are Away: The posters are all on Poster Island. They are invincible until The Guy, or any other creature reaches Poster Island.
The Guy is Inbound!: He's coming for you! 14/400 miles traveled! [TEMPORARILY STOPPED.]
I use a magical combination machine on the EnderDragon and Wither, creating the EnderWither, a giant, grey, three headed dragon. I command him to shoot Ender Skulls at the Battleship, which now doesn't have any shields.
I use a magical combination machine on the EnderDragon and Wither, creating the EnderWither, a giant, grey, three headed dragon. I command him to shoot Ender Skulls at the Battleship, which now doesn't have any shields.
The ship does not take the brunt! The Shield probes do!
My avatar is a two tailed fox named Miles "Tails" Prower. He may only be 8 years old,but he is a highly skilled engineer. He stands 2'7" tall, and can use his tails to fly short distances, and run at near supersonic speeds.
As the Battlecruiser is now stopped, I fly in with my spaceship, and send out a swarm of 50 Mega Proton Missiles and 25 Anti-Matter missiles at the Battlecruiser, and then quickly fly away in case the Static Cling's effect ceases.
I place a Red Tape Recorder on the battlecruiser, which retardedly slowly deconstructs the battlecruiser. I then make a trip to my "awshum rseecrh lasbs" to get some "Gmod Monster Essense".
I summon a repair robot, which proceeds to repair the destroyer, which is hiding underground. The ion turret goes into rapid-fire, low-damage mode, which then proceeds to obliterate the shields of the shield probes. The destroyer, which is healing, sends out a small swarm of high-shield, high-HP shieldships to protect and reinforce poster island.
As the Battlecruiser is now stopped, I fly in with my spaceship, and send out a swarm of 50 Mega Proton Missiles and 25 Anti-Matter missiles at the Battlecruiser, and then quickly fly away in case the Static Cling's effect ceases.
I place a Red Tape Recorder on the battlecruiser, which retardedly slowly deconstructs the battlecruiser. I then make a trip to my "awshum rseecrh lasbs" to get some "Gmod Monster Essense".
The Tape Recorder does nothing! It REPAIRS the ship instead!
I summon a repair robot, which proceeds to repair the destroyer, which is hiding underground. The ion turret goes into rapid-fire, low-damage mode, which then proceeds to obliterate the shields of the shield probes. The destroyer, which is healing, sends out a small swarm of high-shield, high-HP shieldships to protect and reinforce poster island.
The shields stand strong.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 249/250 [In the Battlecruiser]
Battlecruiser IV: HP 49,500/50,000. 30% Shield Rating [Shields are regenerating...DANGEROUSLY LOW!]
Shield Probes: 1600/1600 HP. Shield Rating: 75% (Covering for the Battlecruiser.)
Ender Dragon: 250/250 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Pyro: HP 175/175 (FRIENDLY!)
Obsidian Wall: 2000/2000 HP (Wall. Obviously FRIENDLY!)
UBER TURRET: 50,000/50,000 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Destroyer: 110/2000 HP. (FRIENDLY!)
PLAYERS: (NEW PLAYER!)
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
fseftr: HP 50/50
empoleon53098: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
All Posters Are Away: The posters are all on Poster Island. They are invincible until The Guy, or any other creature reaches Poster Island.
The Guy is Inbound!: He's coming for you! 14/400 miles traveled! [TEMPORARILY STOPPED.]
The ion turret uses the immense, infinite amounts of energy being fed to it to duplicate itself repeatedly, causing for there to now be eight ion ion turrets. The new ion turrets each blast away at the shields of the shield probes, severely diminishing them. The destroyer summons more repair robots, causing for it to heal at a rate of 15% per OP post.
My avatar is a two tailed fox named Miles "Tails" Prower. He may only be 8 years old,but he is a highly skilled engineer. He stands 2'7" tall, and can use his tails to fly short distances, and run at near supersonic speeds.
The ion turret uses the immense, infinite amounts of energy being fed to it to duplicate itself repeatedly, causing for there to now be eight ion ion turrets. The new ion turrets each blast away at the shields of the shield probes, severely diminishing them. The destroyer summons more repair robots, causing for it to heal at a rate of 15% per OP post.
The Ion turrets are blown up, due to the wall being destroyed.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The Battlecruiser is now frozen!
The Mech has been...DECIMATED! The Battlecruiser's shields takes the brunt of the damage.
Arrows < Shields. The Mech is dead! The missles hit the shields harder.
The Lava Acid something misses the Mech, since it's dead, and melts at the shields, dealing some damage to them. Shields are now dangerously damaged!
The Battlecruiser is soundproof.
The Battlecruiser releases an EMP that destroys the Probes. The Battlecruiser sends out a swarm of shield-based probes. Each probe has 40 HP, and a shield rating of 100%. There are 40 of them, covering the whole ship with it's extended shields.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 249/250 [In the Battlecruiser]
Battlecruiser IV: HP 49,394/50,000. 1% Shield Rating [Shields are regenerating...DANGEROUSLY LOW!]
Shield Probes: 1600/1600 HP. Shield Rating: 100% (Covering for the Battlecruiser.)
The Epic Ploogal: HP 112/4000 (FRIENDLY!)
Ender Dragon: 250/250 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Pyro: HP 175/175 (FRIENDLY!)
Obsidian Wall: 2000/2000 HP (Wall. Obviously FRIENDLY!)
UBER TURRET: 50,000/50,000 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Destroyer: 110/2000 HP. (FRIENDLY!)
PLAYERS: (NEW PLAYER!)
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
fseftr: HP 50/50
empoleon53098: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
All Posters Are Away: The posters are all on Poster Island. They are invincible until The Guy, or any other creature reaches Poster Island.
The Guy is Inbound!: He's coming for you! 14/400 miles traveled! [TEMPORARILY STOPPED.]
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
"If god had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!"
I then fire about 30 rockets all over the place.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The shields are damaged!
The ship does not take the brunt! The Shield probes do!
God wants them to live! The rockets miss, except for 4. Hitting the probes.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 249/250 [In the Battlecruiser]
Battlecruiser IV: HP 49,394/50,000. 13% Shield Rating [Shields are regenerating...DANGEROUSLY LOW!]
Shield Probes: 1600/1600 HP. Shield Rating: 93% (Covering for the Battlecruiser.)
The Epic Ploogal: HP 112/4000 (FRIENDLY!)
Ender Dragon: 250/250 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Pyro: HP 175/175 (FRIENDLY!)
Obsidian Wall: 2000/2000 HP (Wall. Obviously FRIENDLY!)
UBER TURRET: 50,000/50,000 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Destroyer: 110/2000 HP. (FRIENDLY!)
PLAYERS: (NEW PLAYER!)
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
fseftr: HP 50/50
empoleon53098: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
All Posters Are Away: The posters are all on Poster Island. They are invincible until The Guy, or any other creature reaches Poster Island.
The Guy is Inbound!: He's coming for you! 14/400 miles traveled! [TEMPORARILY STOPPED.]
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
My avatar is a two tailed fox named Miles "Tails" Prower. He may only be 8 years old,but he is a highly skilled engineer. He stands 2'7" tall, and can use his tails to fly short distances, and run at near supersonic speeds.


As the Battlecruiser is now stopped, I fly in with my spaceship, and send out a swarm of 50 Mega Proton Missiles and 25 Anti-Matter missiles at the Battlecruiser, and then quickly fly away in case the Static Cling's effect ceases.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The Nuke has no effect on the shield probes.
I laughed too hard at this.
Forgot to delete that. The Cling ceases!
The shields gain a resilience to bombs.
The Tape Recorder does nothing! It REPAIRS the ship instead!
The shields stand strong.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 249/250 [In the Battlecruiser]
Battlecruiser IV: HP 49,500/50,000. 30% Shield Rating [Shields are regenerating...DANGEROUSLY LOW!]
Shield Probes: 1600/1600 HP. Shield Rating: 75% (Covering for the Battlecruiser.)
Ender Dragon: 250/250 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Pyro: HP 175/175 (FRIENDLY!)
Obsidian Wall: 2000/2000 HP (Wall. Obviously FRIENDLY!)
UBER TURRET: 50,000/50,000 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Destroyer: 110/2000 HP. (FRIENDLY!)
PLAYERS: (NEW PLAYER!)
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
fseftr: HP 50/50
empoleon53098: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
All Posters Are Away: The posters are all on Poster Island. They are invincible until The Guy, or any other creature reaches Poster Island.
The Guy is Inbound!: He's coming for you! 14/400 miles traveled! [TEMPORARILY STOPPED.]
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
OT: I summon a black hole right on top of the cruiser.
My avatar is a two tailed fox named Miles "Tails" Prower. He may only be 8 years old,but he is a highly skilled engineer. He stands 2'7" tall, and can use his tails to fly short distances, and run at near supersonic speeds.


I edited it. sowwy. ;-;
OT: The Black hole sucks up the Cruiser...RIGHT ON TOP OF POSTER ISLAND!
The Battleship flings itself into the walls with the heavy defenses, and The Guy ejects out in a Fronian Mecha. Anything on the walls is dead.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 249/250 [In the Fronian Mech]
Fronian Mech: 5000/5000 HP. Armor Strength: 2500/2500. Shield Rating: 500%. (OVERCHARGED)
Ender Dragon: 250/250 HP (FRIENDLY!)
Pyro: HP 175/175 (FRIENDLY!)
PLAYERS:
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
fseftr: HP 50/50
empoleon53098: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
The Guy is Here!: You're f**ked.
Nope. Sorry. You're in Space Australia now.
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
(1 damage)
"Im engisentry. I am gonna beat your ass like rented mule boy..."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS