Prepare for one of the harder games you'll be playing. You'll have to fight...The Guy. He's insanely powerful, with universal powers. He can tap into any universe that you, or he can think of. This is where you come in. You have similar abilities, although less HP than him. You all start with 50 HP, he starts with 2,000. If he attacks you, you take set damage.
TIPS:
1) Try NOT to godmod. I'll find a way to circumvent.
My avatar is a two tailed fox named Miles "Tails" Prower. He may only be 8 years old,but he is a highly skilled engineer. He stands 2'7" tall, and can use his tails to fly short distances, and run at near supersonic speeds.
I stand there, wondering how this is meant to be bossfight worthy in the first place, then shrug off the notion and summon an Octoheavy.
He opens a portal, taking out a Magic Card, four mana, and places it all out on the field, summoning a 4/4 zombie token, having it defend him. (MTG ftw)
He takes an EMP killstreak, taking down all electronic-based weaponry. The Static Cling is now ineffective, and he tosses it aside. All electronic-based attacks fail for 4 posts.
Who needs eletricity to attack when I can use eletricity to cause something organic to attack it instead?
I use a Supersizer on a nearby Plooga, turning it Epic-sized(this means giant-sized in Spore) and giving it the ability to spit fireballs and stomp targets. It then proceeds to attack 'The Guy'. The Epic Plooga has 4.000 health, as of the Space Stage.
Who needs eletricity to attack when I can use eletricity to cause something organic to attack it instead?
I use a Supersizer on a nearby Plooga, turning it Epic-sized(this means giant-sized in Spore) and giving it the ability to spit fireballs and stomp targets. It then proceeds to attack 'The Guy'. The Epic Plooga has 4.000 health, as of the Space Stage.
The Guy puts down more mana, then taps one to put down The Door to Nothingness. He then drinks an invisibility potion, and is invisible to anything. Also, the zombie is still here.
I tell the Epic Plooga to focus attacking on the Zombie Token. I also summon an Ubercharged Pyro to spray the area with fire to discover 'The Guy', while having him not attack the Plooga.
The Zombie Token takes the full brunt of the Epic Plooga's attack, blowing up. The Guy narrowly dodges the Pyro, then the potion wears off, and he fires two portals, one under him, another on top of a building, and shuts both off. He then taps all ten mana to unlock the Portal to Nothingness. The Portal is indestructable, and people can fall in it now.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 250/250 [On a building]
The Epic Plooga: HP 4,000/4000
Ubercharged Pyro: HP 175/175 [UBER'D. Lasts until next post.]
The Epic Plooga walks to the building The Guy is on, and proceeds to beat the building to cause him to fall on the floor, while the Pyro goes to cremate the corpse so noone may accidentally trip on it.
The Epic Plooga walks to the building The Guy is on, and proceeds to beat the building to cause him to fall on the floor, while the Pyro goes to cremate the corpse so noone may accidentally trip on it.
The Guy gets up, firing a rocket launcher at the Epic Plooga, and then presses a button. A large Battlecruiser appears, and he is beamed up into it. The Battlecruiser now houses The Guy, and it has 50,000 HP and 100% shield capacity. (Regens quickly.)
The Battlecruiser takes some damage. The shields are now on FIRE! Yet, it fires a X-40 laser at The Epic Ploogal, dealing laser-based damage, setting it on FIRE.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 250/250 [In the Battlecruiser]
Battlecruiser IV: HP 50,000. 56% Shield Rating [Shields are on FIRE!]
The Epic Plooga: HP 3,790/4000 [On FIRE!]
Pyro: HP 175/175
PLAYERS:
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
All Posters Are Away: The posters are all on Poster Island. They are invincible until The Guy, or any other creature reaches Poster Island.
TIPS:
1) Try NOT to godmod. I'll find a way to circumvent.
2) Banning does nothing. This ain't a server.
LET US BEGIN!
The Guy:
2,000/2,000 HP
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
My avatar is a two tailed fox named Miles "Tails" Prower. He may only be 8 years old,but he is a highly skilled engineer. He stands 2'7" tall, and can use his tails to fly short distances, and run at near supersonic speeds.
HP: 50/50
Health: 50/50
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He opens a portal, taking out a Magic Card, four mana, and places it all out on the field, summoning a 4/4 zombie token, having it defend him. (MTG ftw)
He tames the Yoshis.
He uses the Kamehameha to blow it to smithereens.
This fails because...
He takes an EMP killstreak, taking down all electronic-based weaponry. The Static Cling is now ineffective, and he tosses it aside. All electronic-based attacks fail for 4 posts.
PLAYERS:
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
I use a Supersizer on a nearby Plooga, turning it Epic-sized(this means giant-sized in Spore) and giving it the ability to spit fireballs and stomp targets. It then proceeds to attack 'The Guy'. The Epic Plooga has 4.000 health, as of the Space Stage.
The Guy puts down more mana, then taps one to put down The Door to Nothingness. He then drinks an invisibility potion, and is invisible to anything. Also, the zombie is still here.
The Guy: HP 250/250 [INVISIBLE]
Zombie Token: HP 4/4
The Epic Plooga: HP 4,000/4000
PLAYERS:
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 250/250 [On a building]
The Epic Plooga: HP 4,000/4000
Ubercharged Pyro: HP 175/175 [UBER'D. Lasts until next post.]
PLAYERS:
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
One corpse. Someone can trip over it.
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
The Guy gets up, firing a rocket launcher at the Epic Plooga, and then presses a button. A large Battlecruiser appears, and he is beamed up into it. The Battlecruiser now houses The Guy, and it has 50,000 HP and 100% shield capacity. (Regens quickly.)
The Guy is not intimidated.
The Battlecruiser fires a laser at you, blowing away the Final Smash ball.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 250/250 [In the Battlecruiser]
Battlecruiser IV: HP 50,000. 100% Shield Rating
The Epic Plooga: HP 4,000/4000
Pyro: HP 175/175
PLAYERS:
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
All Posters Are Away: The posters are all on Poster Island. They are invincible until The Guy, or any other creature reaches Poster Island.
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
The Epic Ploogal growls a bit, then spits a big fireball at the Battecruiser, while Pyro fires a flare at it.
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 250/250 [In the Battlecruiser]
Battlecruiser IV: HP 50,000. 56% Shield Rating [Shields are on FIRE!]
The Epic Plooga: HP 3,790/4000 [On FIRE!]
Pyro: HP 175/175
PLAYERS:
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
All Posters Are Away: The posters are all on Poster Island. They are invincible until The Guy, or any other creature reaches Poster Island.
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
NPC'S:
The Guy: HP 250/250 [In the Battlecruiser]
Battlecruiser IV: HP 50,000. 48% Shield Rating [Shields are on FIRE! Fire dissipates in one turn.]
The Epic Plooga: HP 3,710/4000 [On FIRE! Fire dissipates in one turn.]
Pyro: HP 175/175
Obsidian Wall: 2000/2000 HP
PLAYERS:
engie_ninja: HP 50/50
Smirkyguy: HP 50/50
Piemancer: HP 50/50
OpalSpeedster: HP 50/50
BioShock_Rules: HP 50/50
EFFECTS:
Door to Nothingness. People can fall inside.
Slightly destroyed City: The City is filled with rubble, but not too damaged at this present moment.
All Posters Are Away: The posters are all on Poster Island. They are invincible until The Guy, or any other creature reaches Poster Island.
The Guy is Inbound!: He's coming for you! 1/400 miles traveled!
RANDOM STUFF:
I just realized I forgot he had 2000 HP. Oh well. Makes it more fair.
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right