What is that? I know it's from TBOI, but...what? Anyways, since I believe the Godmodder set two houses on fire, I douse one of them with liquid unobtainium.
The item is Judas's Tongue. It's a trinket that makes Deals with the Devil all 1-heart each. I just thought that... you know... a fez on him is a perfect time.
Anyway I summon a tiny kirby thing that sucks up fires.
Well, time to summon a spacefleet! I present you, The Valhalla, a gigantic Dreadnought under the command of Jean-Luc, first galactic Thunderlord and general badass pilot. The Valhalla's hull is composed of 4 metres of three times hardened carbonium and is painted a pure snow white. It has two decks of overclocked shield generators, 35 Hanarr Greater-Turrets, 125 Hanarr Lesser-Turrets, 7550 Bug-Swat Turrets which all fire antimatter bullets, broadside cannon divisions for close combat and interplanetary hydrogen rockets. Its fusion reactor is bigger than most ships, generates more power than a hypernova and powers space-rending engines which enable it to enter subspace, fly through planets without touching them and traverse the galaxy in two weeks. The hangar houses a fleet of cloaked torpedoships, repair drones and drop capsules for invasions.
Mind you, there really is a Valhalla. It was built by Calbiri, in the lovely game StarMade, and Jean-Luc is also Galactic Thunderlord (title for the winner of a tournament that takes place in the Thunderdome, a space arena in which two ten by ten cube ships are plotted against each others to fight to the death. Requires much skillz, I tell you. The Valhalla was one of the prizes for the winner).
Anyways, the Valhalla is currently aproaching from the other end of the galaxy.
Time upon arrival: 2 weeks.
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8/30 Peaceful
1/5 Chain lightning strike. "Hit ALL the hostiles."
I peacefully ask an admin to /toggledownfall. He does it because he is thinking "what will this do? If it puts out something, that would be a good thing."
After spamming healing II on the zombies.
And googling a googol of goggles.
Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
I hug the godmodder and tell him that he doesn't have to do this, for him to stand down and sympathize with him.
We love you godmodder, we can all coexist peacefully.
Please.
I hug the godmodder and tell him that he doesn't have to do this, for him to stand down and sympathize with him.
We love you godmodder, we can all coexist peacefully.
Please.
Sadly, the Godmodder does not love you. He kind of sees the world as his playground where he can troll and generally make people rage-quit.I then kick a monster with the sentence above. In his gluteus maximus.
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9/30 peaceful.
2/5 chain-lightning.
I simply take a piece of cheese. Pour some cheese sauce on it, Add some cheese, And throw the cheese onto a bed of cheese.
After putting string cheese on the cheese.
I then feed it to a zombie hoping to give it diabeetus.
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Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
Since the zombies are added, I now unleash the Sword of Purity on them. It deals massive damage! On a side note, I now have three swords and a Fez. Hey, I haven't used that fez in a while! Maybe soon...
I tell chuck norris that the godmodder is using his damage type. In a rage, he ditches the ACN gun and rushes the godmodder. the godmodder panics and bans him, but then realizes that "you dont ban chuck norris, chuck norris bans YOU!"
The godmodder places a giant wall of ACN turrets in the way, causing Chuck Norris to be blocked again!
What is that? I know it's from TBOI, but...what? Anyways, since I believe the Godmodder set two houses on fire, I douse one of them with liquid unobtainium.
The item is Judas's Tongue. It's a trinket that makes Deals with the Devil all 1-heart each. I just thought that... you know... a fez on him is a perfect time.
Anyway I summon a tiny kirby thing that sucks up fires.
Well, time to summon a spacefleet! I present you, The Valhalla, a gigantic Dreadnought under the command of Jean-Luc, first galactic Thunderlord and general badass pilot. The Valhalla's hull is composed of 4 metres of three times hardened carbonium and is painted a pure snow white. It has two decks of overclocked shield generators, 35 Hanarr Greater-Turrets, 125 Hanarr Lesser-Turrets, 7550 Bug-Swat Turrets which all fire antimatter bullets, broadside cannon divisions for close combat and interplanetary hydrogen rockets. Its fusion reactor is bigger than most ships, generates more power than a hypernova and powers space-rending engines which enable it to enter subspace, fly through planets without touching them and traverse the galaxy in two weeks. The hangar houses a fleet of cloaked torpedoships, repair drones and drop capsules for invasions.
Mind you, there really is a Valhalla. It was built by Calbiri, in the lovely game StarMade, and Jean-Luc is also Galactic Thunderlord (title for the winner of a tournament that takes place in the Thunderdome, a space arena in which two ten by ten cube ships are plotted against each others to fight to the death. Requires much skillz, I tell you. The Valhalla was one of the prizes for the winner).
Anyways, the Valhalla is currently aproaching from the other end of the galaxy.
I'm asking him "Do you want 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chocolate coins, or 1$?"
No, that isn't an attack.
Charging the SM3SHAMMER (ally).
0/10
The godmodder takes the insanillions of chocolate coins, since he already has infinite money.
8/30 Peaceful
1/5 Chain lightning strike. "Hit ALL the hostiles."
I peacefully ask an admin to /toggledownfall. He does it because he is thinking "what will this do? If it puts out something, that would be a good thing."
After spamming healing II on the zombies.
And googling a googol of goggles.
The admin asks to allow the weather cycle of the server to flow normally. 1500 damage to all the zombies!
I hug the godmodder and tell him that he doesn't have to do this, for him to stand down and sympathize with him.
We love you godmodder, we can all coexist peacefully.
Please.
The godmodder blasts you into oblivion(as in, you are sent flying by the blast and land on a sheep named oblivion), denying your request!
9/30 peaceful.
2/5 chain-lightning.
I simply take a piece of cheese. Pour some cheese sauce on it, Add some cheese, And throw the cheese onto a bed of cheese.
After putting string cheese on the cheese.
I then feed it to a zombie hoping to give it diabeetus.
Zombie killed!
The zombie destroys the new construct! The godmodder is angered by your constant refusal to give up, and summons 5 ghasts and 3 blazes to terrorize everything! He begins constructing an ultimate TNT cannon-which will be complete next turn- and he also summons some creepers to threaten the houses!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 10: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)(has jetpack, 45% fuel remaining)
Civilian 11: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)
Civilian 12: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)
Civilian 10 house: 35000/60000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 32% doused)
Civilian 11 house: 45000/70000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 47% doused)
Civilian 12 house: 55000/55000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 2 posts)
Holy....
this is too intense for me.
I'm out.
But FIRST!
I harness the power of my 41,000 youtube subscribers to directly attack the godmodder with anything they deem powerful enough!
Yep, real time. If you think that it is madness, that is what I am aiming for. Gotta watch me image.
Yes, I do realize that the battle will be probably over by then. In that case, the Valhalla just suffers space rend anomalies and gets teleported back. If you do a round 2. And I will give it an upgrade. And make a spacefleet. And all that fun and eeeeeevil stuff.
I summon the liquid nitrogen abyss and throw it into the least doused flames.
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Call friend one: 9/10 Call friend two: 9/10 Border of Anti-Invincibility: 9/15 The red could has descended, it is now a reddish fog, effectively blocking out most of the sunlight!
Call friend two: 8/10
Border of Anti-Invincibility: 8/15
It appears that something is... moving... inside that giant cloud...
13/20
11/11
That action bellow uses the charge above.
I summon my Buildcraft Water Mortar
Buildcraft Water Mortar Or BWM For short
HP:8000
Attack Mode:
High presure Lava spray: 2000 damage
Low Presure Lava Bombs: 500 damage to all Pro-Godmodder forces
Fire Truck Mode:
Water Bomb:50% doused
Water Scatter Bombs: 25% doused for all fires
I command my BWM to use Water Scatter Bombs on Civilian 10's and 11's house.
The item is Judas's Tongue. It's a trinket that makes Deals with the Devil all 1-heart each. I just thought that... you know... a fez on him is a perfect time.
Anyway I summon a tiny kirby thing that sucks up fires.
Mind you, there really is a Valhalla. It was built by Calbiri, in the lovely game StarMade, and Jean-Luc is also Galactic Thunderlord (title for the winner of a tournament that takes place in the Thunderdome, a space arena in which two ten by ten cube ships are plotted against each others to fight to the death. Requires much skillz, I tell you. The Valhalla was one of the prizes for the winner).
Anyways, the Valhalla is currently aproaching from the other end of the galaxy.
Time upon arrival: 2 weeks.
TT2000, you are genius.
1/5 Chain lightning strike. "Hit ALL the hostiles."
I peacefully ask an admin to /toggledownfall. He does it because he is thinking "what will this do? If it puts out something, that would be a good thing."
After spamming healing II on the zombies.
And googling a googol of goggles.
We love you godmodder, we can all coexist peacefully.
Please.
Sadly, the Godmodder does not love you. He kind of sees the world as his playground where he can troll and generally make people rage-quit.I then kick a monster with the sentence above. In his gluteus maximus.
TT2000, you are genius.
2/5 chain-lightning.
I simply take a piece of cheese. Pour some cheese sauce on it, Add some cheese, And throw the cheese onto a bed of cheese.
After putting string cheese on the cheese.
I then feed it to a zombie hoping to give it diabeetus.
The godmodder summons some ABL(anti-Bruce Lee) turrets to halt him! 500 damage to all the zombies!
7 zombies killed!
The godmodder ups the power of the cleansing program! 2000 damage to all the zombies!
Who? +7% house dousing!
Does nothing!
The godmodder places a giant wall of ACN turrets in the way, causing Chuck Norris to be blocked again!
+12% dousing!
I'll jet keep it as an "offscreen entity"-in that it's attacks will work normally, but it can't be hurt. +25% dousing to both houses!
+10% dousing to one of the houses!
Is this two weeks in-game time or real time?
The godmodder takes the insanillions of chocolate coins, since he already has infinite money.
The admin asks to allow the weather cycle of the server to flow normally. 1500 damage to all the zombies!
The godmodder blasts you into oblivion(as in, you are sent flying by the blast and land on a sheep named oblivion), denying your request!
Zombie killed!
Zombie killed!
The zombie destroys the new construct! The godmodder is angered by your constant refusal to give up, and summons 5 ghasts and 3 blazes to terrorize everything! He begins constructing an ultimate TNT cannon-which will be complete next turn- and he also summons some creepers to threaten the houses!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 10: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)(has jetpack, 45% fuel remaining)
Civilian 11: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)
Civilian 12: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)
Civilian 10 house: 35000/60000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 32% doused)
Civilian 11 house: 45000/70000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 47% doused)
Civilian 12 house: 55000/55000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 2 posts)
Construct: 1000/1000x5(protecting civilian)
AXIS: 10000/10000(Main body: 20 TJ)(Left gun: 0 TJ)(Right Gun: 0 TJ)(Shield generator: 0 TJ)(Med bay: 0 TJ)(Targeting system: 0 TJ)(Mortar: 0 TJ)(anti-godmodder)
Zombies: 1000/5000
Ghast: 2000/2000x5(anti-house)(anti-player)
Blaze: 4000/4000x3(anti-house)(anti-player)
Creeper: 6000/6000x2(anti-house)
Backup house
Reports against the godmodder: 6/10
Admin Godmodder HP: 25000/25000(pro-godmodder)(admin)(god mode)
Botnet system infection: 60% cleansed(+20% cleansing per turn)(anti-godmodder attack increaser)
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this is too intense for me.
I'm out.
But FIRST!
I harness the power of my 41,000 youtube subscribers to directly attack the godmodder with anything they deem powerful enough!
[4/5]
"Interesting..."
Rainbow light starts shining off of me like a disco ball, marking a near-completion of Seizure Time.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
14/20
1/10
Buildcraft Water Mortar Or BWM For short
HP:8000
Attack Mode:
High presure Lava spray: 2000 damage
Low Presure Lava Bombs: 500 damage to all Pro-Godmodder forces
Fire Truck Mode:
Water Bomb:50% doused
Water Scatter Bombs: 25% doused for all fires
I command my BWM to use a Water Scatter Bombs on the fires.
Also i want it as an entity seeing that it can attack as well.
Yes, I do realize that the battle will be probably over by then. In that case, the Valhalla just suffers space rend anomalies and gets teleported back. If you do a round 2. And I will give it an upgrade. And make a spacefleet. And all that fun and eeeeeevil stuff.
I summon the liquid nitrogen abyss and throw it into the least doused flames.
TT2000, you are genius.
Call friend two: 9/10
Border of Anti-Invincibility: 9/15
The red could has descended, it is now a reddish fog, effectively blocking out most of the sunlight!
I throw some of the Godmodder's many routers at the Blazes.