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Banned for banning people above you while getting banned yourself.

Banned for hypocrisy.

Banned for saying whatever you said even though its not a rule.

Banned for being too average.

Banned for possibly never having ate oatmeal porridge.

Banned because I know exactly what the average is.

EDIT: Damn you.

Banned because I missed the average.

Banned because if you shoot both high and low, you've statistically hit the target. You'd have a pretty high deviation though.

Banned because I'm lonely.

Also I always aim pretty low and lower my expectations to near zero.

Not banned for low expectations.

Banned because I hate you.

Banned for improper language.

Banned because that was perfectly proper language.

Banned because it is.

Banned for smoking.

Banned because I have 364 tabs.

Banned because you have more tabs than me.

Banned for 301 posts.

Banned for using arbitrary reasons.