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Banned for not accepting arbitrary reasons.

Banned for having less irresistible eyes.

Banned for banning people above you while getting banned yourself.

Banned for hypocrisy.

Banned for saying whatever you said even though its not a rule.

Banned for being too average.

Banned for possibly never having ate oatmeal porridge.

Banned because I know exactly what the average is.

EDIT: Damn you.

Banned because I missed the average.

Banned because if you shoot both high and low, you've statistically hit the target. You'd have a pretty high deviation though.

Banned because I'm lonely.

Also I always aim pretty low and lower my expectations to near zero.

Not banned for low expectations.

Banned because I hate you.

Banned for improper language.

Banned because that was perfectly proper language.

Banned because it is.

Banned for smoking.

Banned because I have 364 tabs.

Banned because you have more tabs than me.