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...Into the Megaman? bossroom again, then to pwn him you must...

eat the corpse of the potato
then

A creeper blows up all copies of Minecraft ever to exist, but then everyone buys it again (as they made more) and does every step in this thread to spawn the Enderghast. We succeed.

Create a fully functional computer using redstone, and then create a virus for it using redstone. Eradicate the virus by completely re-designing computer and reconfiguring the wiring. Then, in real life, launch a rocket the size of a paperclip at the moon, with you inside, of course. You will most likely die, but it is worth it, trust me. If you make it to the moon, there will be a sign that says....

WE TRICKED YOU ALL ALONG. THERE IS NO CHEAT.

THE END

Than cutman cuts it in half with a rolling cutter, and you must fight him without mega buster, and even though you have super arm, you cannot use it for there are no blocks, and cutman is rapid-firing rolling cutters at you from an arm cannon. to defeat him you must..

Get a jar of dirt and sing "I've Got a Jar of Dirt" for 10 hours straight while dodging Cutman's attacks. Wood Man will join the ambush, and you can't defeat him until Cut Man Dies, and vice versa. To beat him, you must attack them both at the same time by...

dumping the jar of dirt on both of thier heads at the SAME TIME, if you don't do it at the same time go back to step #1. If you suceed you must take the remains of them and...

Rebuild them.

Bombman and Airman attack next, to defeat them you must use leaf sheild and rolling cutter to...

Eat a pizza in their faces. Then..

when they are dead, Iceman and Crashman charge at you head on while jumping, you must use Air Shooter to blow Crashman into Space, but Iceman dodges his weakness (Hyper Bomb), and keeps coming, firing Ice Slasher. to pwn him you have to...

Eat Marmite. Then...

Fireman and Heatman attack, and you dont have no bubble lead!

After that you have to downgrade minecraft and walk to the farlands on hard and then back to spawn.

where you will be attacked by Timeman and Flashman. to defeat them...

Then you have to try to find KurtJMac to tell him that you walked to the Farlands and back to spawn. Then he will give you...

a rock. You have to swallow it in front of a wild pink sheep, not a spawned one. You then have to make a....

Device that makes floating blocks of ice. Then...

make a Crash bomber cannon, but before you can launch it Flashman Freezes time for you and rips your head off, forcing you to respawn behind him, but Timeman sees you. to pwn him you must than...