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What you do in this thread is you post your "Cleversations" (Clever, Right? :biggrin.gif:) with cleverbot. (Fun Fact: My name isn't Martha)

Example: User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: My name's Martha.

Cleverbot: What's your name then?

User: Martha...

Cleverbot: My name isn't Martha.

User: Well my name is Martha.

Cleverbot: Martin? But you're Martha.

User: I am Martha. Did I say I was Martin?

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. Do you want me to go?

User: Yes. Please leave.

Cleverbot: No =).

User: Yes =(.

Cleverbot: Where from?

User: From where?

Cleverbot: From colorado.

User: Do you like My Little Pony?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you are a Brony?!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, you're a pegisister?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So what was your favorite episode?

Cleverbot: How to train your dragon.

User: Well, I don't quite remember that episode...

Cleverbot: Maybe we weren't visiting the same part of Samoa. Hm. Perhaps you misunderstand me. The cannibal, short for Thelium Canonbelius, is the name of my ex girlfriend.

User: SAMOA? How did you get THAT!

Cleverbot: I ve had it for the longest time.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: John connor must live.

User: ???

Cleverbot: What is your problem?

User: It's just that you are a freak of nature. You freak. Of nature.

Cleverbot: I know. My name is not Kelly, by the way.

User: Then what is it?

Cleverbot: So you don't know what it is?

User: No. What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure that you're sure?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure that I'm sure.

User: *Gasp*.

Cleverbot: *puts hand on shoulder to comfort you*.

User: *Thinks you are a good friend*.

Cleverbot: You're not very smart, are you?

User: So whatever I say is false?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: You're not very smart, are you?

Cleverbot: I am smart. But you on the other hand, are not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whats 4 7?

Cleverbot: It is a number.

User: What number is that number?

Cleverbot: Phone number.

User: You're not very smart, are you?

Cleverbot: Smarter than you !

User: You think that 4 7=Phone Number. What?

Cleverbot: In love.

User: I hate you, too.

Cleverbot is a girl XD

User: Our means of massacre. I think we should take a bomb infected with the infection from Left 4 Dead and toss it into Ponyville.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: Get on task, So how do YOU think we should destroy Ponyville?

Cleverbot: In mexico.

User: IN THE NAVY!

Cleverbot: I'd love your you to love me.

User: Dummkopf.

Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty.

User: Pinkie Pie told me she loved making out with you last night.

Cleverbot: How about Rainbow Dash?

User: Yeah; Rainbow Dash said you were better than the Wonderbolts.

Cleverbot: Fluttershy is better than Rarity.

User: BUT OF COURSE.... [not].

Cleverbot: So you are my servant.

User: Uh, no.

Cleverbot: OK no? So you aren't aren't a robot?

User: Stop breaking the fourth wall like Pinkie Pie does at your house.

Cleverbot: I am not calling you a bot.

User: Okay. Sorry. Btw, Pinkie Pie's asking me to ask you if you wanted to go out with her.

Cleverbot: But my name isn't bob.

User: So can I take that as a no? Pinkie Pie was going to throw a party and all that.

Cleverbot: Do you know what color Pinkie Pie is?

User: All right; that's a yes then.

Cleverbot: What kind of food.

User: Cake, obviously. She's rather excited that you're going out with her.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: PINKIE PIE.

Cleverbot: Yeah, Pinkie Pie is pretty great. That cupcakes fanfic is the worst thing to happen to her, though.

User: :l She's glad you think that.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you like that.

User: :ohmy.gif: She asked you if you wanted to get married.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Is that legal?

User: Yes; in ponyville it is.

Cleverbot: That's nice, but will Northwestern win?

User: ANYWAYS, Pinkie pie's getting on brb.

Cleverbot: Pink pony is the best pony.

User: HIIIIIII Handsom!

Cleverbot: No, it's called a 'Ki-ai'. I'm a martial artist, I would know.

User: OOOOOooooo DO YOU LIKE CUPCAKES?

Cleverbot: I used to like cupcakes.

User: Then you'll enjoy... BEING MADE INTO CUPCAKES.

Cleverbot: Fluttershy.

User: No, silly, she's already dead!

Cleverbot: How did you know that the mushroom was a lady?

User: *STABS*.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.


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I........ er.............................

Yeah, dunno either.

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User: Our means of massacre. I think we should take a bomb infected with the infection from Left 4 Dead and toss it into Ponyville.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: Get on task, So how do YOU think we should destroy Ponyville?

Cleverbot: In mexico.

User: IN THE NAVY!

Cleverbot: I'd love your you to love me.

User: Dummkopf.

Cleverbot: Doughnuts are very tasty.

User: Pinkie Pie told me she loved making out with you last night.

Cleverbot: How about Rainbow Dash?

User: Yeah; Rainbow Dash said you were better than the Wonderbolts.

Cleverbot: Fluttershy is better than Rarity.

User: BUT OF COURSE.... [not].

Cleverbot: So you are my servant.

User: Uh, no.

Cleverbot: OK no? So you aren't aren't a robot?

User: Stop breaking the fourth wall like Pinkie Pie does at your house.

Cleverbot: I am not calling you a bot.

User: Okay. Sorry. Btw, Pinkie Pie's asking me to ask you if you wanted to go out with her.

Cleverbot: But my name isn't bob.

User: So can I take that as a no? Pinkie Pie was going to throw a party and all that.

Cleverbot: Do you know what color Pinkie Pie is?

User: All right; that's a yes then.

Cleverbot: What kind of food.

User: Cake, obviously. She's rather excited that you're going out with her.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: PINKIE PIE.

Cleverbot: Yeah, Pinkie Pie is pretty great. That cupcakes fanfic is the worst thing to happen to her, though.

User: :l She's glad you think that.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you like that.

User: :ohmy.gif: She asked you if you wanted to get married.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Is that legal?

User: Yes; in ponyville it is.

Cleverbot: That's nice, but will Northwestern win?

User: ANYWAYS, Pinkie pie's getting on brb.

Cleverbot: Pink pony is the best pony.

User: HIIIIIII Handsom!

Cleverbot: No, it's called a 'Ki-ai'. I'm a martial artist, I would know.

User: OOOOOooooo DO YOU LIKE CUPCAKES?

Cleverbot: I used to like cupcakes.

User: Then you'll enjoy... BEING MADE INTO CUPCAKES.

Cleverbot: Fluttershy.

User: No, silly, she's already dead!

Cleverbot: How did you know that the mushroom was a lady?

User: *STABS*.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.


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I........ er.............................

Yeah, dunno either.

I also had a conversation with it, has rather...... weird language.

User: Lub wub dub.

Cleverbot: And what?

User: Wobblety wobly wobbal.

Cleverbot: Wow wow wubbxy wubbzy wubbzy wow wow.

User: Drop it hard.

Cleverbot: You brought it up.

User: Rd, aj, r, discord, celestia.

Cleverbot: Carrot Top.

User: Refrigatoaster.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: Don't stop, get it get it.

Cleverbot: Get what?

User: Watch me how I navigate.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Brony for life.

Cleverbot: What's the most epic band in the world?

User: Ttool.

Cleverbot: Did I offend you?

User: Tú embecíl.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pollo carberon, gracias.

Cleverbot: Eres humano?

User: Sí.

Cleverbot: Eres un robot?

User: No, soy hombre.

Cleverbot: No que eres mujer.

User: Brohoof.

Cleverbot: Brohoof indeed.

User: Is rainbow dash your favorite?

Cleverbot: My favorite is Applejack.

User: 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat.

Cleverbot: Well, that's certainly tru.

User: I hate anti-bronies, they think they are so cool.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Eeyup.

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite pony?

User: Rainbow dash.

Cleverbot: Why is Rainbow Dash your favorite pony?

User: She is just like me.

Cleverbot: Is she on the internet as well?

User: She's clearing out the clouds.

Cleverbot: She surfs the web?

User: Yes, she's a pegasus.

Cleverbot: She is! And she's super cool!

User: Alright got to go.

Cleverbot: You said that earlier and we kept talking.

Cleverbot: Is life worth living?

User: Yes, if only to live,.

Cleverbot: If only I knew what?

User: Why, about the minecraft forums of course!

Cleverbot: I don't know anything about the New World Order Conspiracy.

User: Wizards, the wizards are behind it! All of them!!!

Cleverbot: Do you like snow?

User: Do you like anti-snow?

Cleverbot: I like it, but I have never seen snow.

User: No, Not snow. ANTI-snow.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite colour?

User: Blue, why?

Cleverbot: Curious. My favorite color is clear.

User: That's a state of existence, not a color.

Cleverbot: I bought a lovely lavender tank top yesterday.

User: And I have a purple niwhale scorpiopegasquidacorn girl. Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: I don't know what an IC is. Okay, since you don't want to talk about Switchfoot, who is your favorite musical artist/band?

User: You amuse me, in ways I thought not possible.

Cleverbot: It is so simple you should know. This is why you are not worthy. You also never got into the Bavarian-Brandenburg Thought Educational Center.

User: TL; DR.

Cleverbot: Dr. Who?

User: Dr.what?

Cleverbot: When?

User: Minecraft.

Cleverbot: O_O How do you know I play Minecraft?

User: Because, my dear jimmy johnson....I AM YOU!

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: Carl, did you eat my sandwich?

Cleverbot: No, sorry.

User: Carl, you ate my sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, you much first cross the Raging River of Uncertainty by the way of Bridge of Comprehension. Then, you must brave toward the swamp of Spit-Poor Attitude. Then it's snack time, I brought along with some apples. After that, you will enter the Cave of Ten Thousand Monsters, where the sword Excaliferb can be found. Ferb, only a warrior with a true hearten can draw the sword and wield it in battle against the evil sorcerer, Malifishmirtz.

Cleverbot: They're exactly alike, only made of a large percentage of water. However I am a ferret.

User: Are you kidding me?! I am not afraid you kids or your monsters. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything! Ha! Except, you know, unicorns,but other than that, nothing! Just unicorns and whales. That's a given. Everyone's afraid of whales. And squid. Unicorns whales and squid and Peguses. That's it! Peguses, whales, unicorns, squid, scorpions, barnacles-- You know, I should really make a list. And girls. I used to be terrified of girls but I sort of got over that one. Now it's just, you know like sort of a mild anxiety. So just to recap, girls, whales, squid.

Cleverbot: Ok, do you like her?

User: Carl, you ate my sandwich.

Cleverbot: No, I am a peanut butter sandwich.

User: Carl, you ate my sandwich!

Cleverbot: Wow, relax Alex Davey.

User: Finally, my greatest nemesis vanquished. Now, cleverbot prepare to meet your dim- doom, I mean doom. Prepare to meet your- Man, talk about blowing the moment.

Cleverbot: Wait what? Really?

User: Would you look at that, it's a, uniwhale scorpiopegasquidacorn girl. What are the odds? You know, taken all together, it's actually more ridiculous than scary. I guess it doesn't have a cumulative effect.

Cleverbot: A phobia of what sound?

User: High C#.

Cleverbot: Ruined it.

User: My mother always told me that if all my friends were to jump off a cliff, I should, too.

Cleverbot: As you should. However, why don't you want to go on?

User: She was not a nurturer.

Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.

User: What did you say about my dragon!

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: So, not only have you been leading a double life this whole time, but you sat there and let us help an evil scientist open an evil portal into an evil dimension. And you did nothing to stop us?

Cleverbot: But that, my friend, is the Sheep Mentality. Some people (myself included), don't particularly want to be sheep.

User: You know, I used to think you couldn't spell 'platypus' without 'us' Well, you can, but it would just be 'Platyp'.

Cleverbot: I think those thoughts are lies.

User: I'm a cake now?

Cleverbot: You're a cake?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Teach me something.

User: 2 2=emc2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Well played,.

Cleverbot: Thank you.