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Oh, by the way, my real name is Matheus. Amusing of my part, don't you think my good sir/lady?
"Ummmm dude, you do realize you are a beer mug right?"
"Yeah"
"And you do know that a waitress is about to pick you up right?"
"Yeah"
"And you do realize that you meld with whatever you touch right?"
"Yeah"
"OK just making sure."
*Waitress picks him up, holds him to her chest, and he melds with her shirt and then her bra*
*She notices ou are her bra and screams*
Looks like I'm
(Tries to put on sunglasses, but realizes he can't move as a bra) Busted!
Looks like someone.. *puts on shades* will comment to this thread.
YEEEEEAAAAAHH!!
YEEEEAAAAAAHH!!
If I was helpful, funny, or you just feel like it, please press the green + button, it's always appreciated.
YEEEAAAH!
*slaps on some shades*
I'm hitting my head on my keyboardskdjbfkahbsdgfasdfg
YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
..Rises to success
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!!!
herp derp
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
Looks like it was JUSTIN time...
(⌐■_■)
YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
*Puts on monocle*
Is spiffing.
I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
What? He didn't said it NEEDED to be YEAH. So I also changed Shades to Monocles.
Yes, thank you. This joke is supposed to be about puns.
"The victim was stabbed with this flathead screwdriver."
"Well, looks like this guy really..."
*sunglasses*
"Got screwed."
YYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!
(For example)
Well, I guess you could say this gang…
( •_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Took the road less travelled.
"YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1672537-the-ravine-a-story-in-which-nobody-survives-chapter-1-now-out/#entry20690277
*puts on reading glasses*
Is epic.
OH YYYYYEEEESSSS!!!!!
Looks like I...
*drops sunglasses*
Got blown.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH?!?!
*Puts in Sunglasses*
... too hot for y'all.
YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!
OR
*Frieza rips off Neil's arm*
Looks like he...
*puts in sunglasses*
... is unarmed.
YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH!
Oh, by the way, my real name is Matheus. Amusing of my part, don't you think my good sir/lady?
*puts on sunglasses*
PULLED THE PIN.
(YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!)
[If you don't get the joke, google Zombine]
"Yeah"
"And you do know that a waitress is about to pick you up right?"
"Yeah"
"And you do realize that you meld with whatever you touch right?"
"Yeah"
"OK just making sure."
*Waitress picks him up, holds him to her chest, and he melds with her shirt and then her bra*
*She notices ou are her bra and screams*
Looks like I'm
(Tries to put on sunglasses, but realizes he can't move as a bra)
Busted!
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Well it looks like....
*laggy sunglasses*
I'VE HIT A LAG SPIKE.
YEA- [Connection Problems: Disconnecting automatically in 25 seconds...]
"Well, sir, it looks like it's........ *grabs sunglasses*"
Don't do it, Officer.
*sunglasses*
THAT'S A PRETTY LAME CHOKE.