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Hey everyone!
I haven't seen any threads on jokes so I figured why not try to start one?

Just post those corny jokes that are still funny, I'll start us off :smile.gif:

Wanna hear a joke about a bin?
Never mind its rubbish!

Wanna hear a joke about a pencil?
Forget it, it's pointless!

Why was the strawberry so sad?
because his parents were in a jam!

Hope you enjoy them and the ones about to come!

Joke of the day:
I have a life.

Hey wanna hear a cat joke?
Just kitten.

I think you got gangbanged by crayola.

Taken from south park:
Why doesn't a chicken ware pants?
Its pecker is on its head
What would you see if the Pillsbury dough boy bends over?
Doughnuts

So time is money and money is time
Money is the root of all evil
so...

What Do You Get When You Put Peanut Butter In Between Two Pieces Of Bread?
...A Peabnut Bubber Sandwich! X3

I got another one

Hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.