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Quote from Zakhep

I reason with them to stop

I use mathematical equations to make the datamonster!

I hack into the data, changing it so he is now defending.

I hack back and now it's attacking. I put a password on the data monster.

I summon LAGAMONSTER! all attacks are 5% slower

I use attack RESTART SERVER and BUG FIX! Then add defence mechanism on tower, increasing it's defence

It didn't effect the lagamonster and the datamonster

I use the ultimate shield, permanently blocking 100% of damage and can't be removed

Or not...

I summon CUTE KITTEN ARMY!!!!!!

I'm doomed

Quote from Zakhep

I'm doomed

XD I'm sooooo cruel

PAGE CLAIM!!!!!!!!!

I'll do anything, just don't send your army, I'm allergic to adorableness

Quote from Zakhep

I'll do anything, just don't send your army, I'm allergic to adorableness

XD hmmmmm...... KITTENS!!!! ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I run... TO NOTCH LAND

KITTENS!!! YOU MAY COME BACK! YOUR JOB IS DONE!! The kittens return to my side

I call in an army of notches

KITTENS!!! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I assist with the Notch Army.

KITTENS!!!! kittens get back up







ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help

Status: near death
Health: 800,000/100,000,000
Defense: 1337
Weakness: adorableness
Curses/buffs: rage(min defense capped at 1337, 10x damage dealt)

CUTE KITTEN ARMY, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










The kittens attack for 700,000 damage against Zakhep!

Kitten army stats:

100,000,000,000/100,000,000,000 hp
200,000/200,000 defense
Adorableness: 100% adorable
Attack: 100,000 every normal attack. Leaves opponent at 100,000 or 1 if super effective.

Weakness: dogs

Please spare my life

Status: near death
Health: 100,000/100,000,000
Defense: 1337
Weakness: adorableness
Curses/buffs: rage(min defense capped at 1337, 10x damage dealt)