I change the nuke from whatever you are using to the tsar bomba, russian for "emperor bomb"
the name DOES NOT lie, powerful enough to blow up texas
effects compared to fatman:
hair fall out range: fatman 20 miles, tsar over 100
skin melt range: fatman 10 miles, tsar 50
instant death: fatman 5-0, tsar 20
I freeze the lava moat and the tower with ice. Although it does less damage than other moves, the status of the tower is now "frozen", meaning that it is unrepairable for 5 posts until it thaws out.
Lava Moat is now useless. Tower is now Frozen, causing it to take more Damage
I finish up my nuclear power plant, repurposing it. It will bring a bonus to effectiveness of energy (and powered) defences.... or I could just blow it up.
Reactor: Installing.
It is instead functioning as a Shield Generator. +50 Shield every post
I change the nuke from whatever you are using to the tsar bomba, russian for "emperor bomb"
the name DOES NOT lie, powerful enough to blow up texas
effects compared to fatman:
hair fall out range: fatman 20 miles, tsar over 100
skin melt range: fatman 10 miles, tsar 50
instant death: fatman 5-0, tsar 20
I use my rocket hands to attack with massive damage. and stop defenders from posting for 2 posts
750 Damage
My Defense: I reinforce the Tower with Bedrock, adding 500 Shields.
Tower:
Health: 22,405
Shields: 500
Status: = Fine
Boosts: Flares (Guided Missile-based attacks are diverted for 3 posts), Shield Generator (+50 Shields every post for 5 posts)
Curses: Frozen (+5% Damage taken for 5 posts), Flu (-100 Health every post for 3 posts), Appendicitis (After 5 posts, -1,000 Health), Brain Tumor (Next round, Tower begins with 20,000 Health)
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
I fly in onboard a Sterling Attack Helicopter, then fire a Valkyrie Rocket.
Comparison.
Hair fall out range
Tsar - over 100 miles
Valkyrie Rocket - 320 miles
Skin melt range
Tsar - 50 miles
Valkyrie rocket - 160 miles
Instant Death
Tsar - 20 miles
Valkyrie Rocket - 63 miles
The tower is not affected by the human-based effects, but that is still some serious firepower. However, as with all the Sterling Attack Helicopter armaments, Valkyrie Rockets are expensive, so the Sterling Attack Helicopter cannot fire another one for 3 pages, and cannot be recalled for 1 page. Thats right, it isnt hanging around.
Sterling Attack Helicopter
20000/20000 HP
5000/5500 SP (spirit powers most of the helicopters armaments)
Recall - 1 page cooldown
Valkyrie Rocket - 3 page cooldown - cannot be fired without being recalled
Asgards Wrath (very powerful minigun) - cannot be fired without being recalled
Mljonir (take a guess why it is called that) - cannot be fired without being recalled
Regenerate - cannot be used without being recalled
Pray to gods - takes 10% of HP as tax to restore 15% of SP
I spawn in 10,000,000,000,000,000 bedrocks to conceal the tower in a nearly indestructible shield
I use the Orbital "Disharmony" Cannon on the tower.
I challenge the attackers to a fist fight, earning their respect and lowering their attack damage for 5 posts by 10%
the name DOES NOT lie, powerful enough to blow up texas
effects compared to fatman:
hair fall out range: fatman 20 miles, tsar over 100
skin melt range: fatman 10 miles, tsar 50
instant death: fatman 5-0, tsar 20
(1 hour later)
...healing healing healing will heal zis healed tower!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I summon 5 demon slayers weakening if not stopping demonic/magic attacks
(I have returned)
Geno: Blahblahblah, random sentence.
Firebrand is this color.
Shovel Knight is this color.
Memnon is this color
Cinder is this color.
Glacius is this color.
Jago is this color.
The Batter (or just Batter) is this color
Heatshade is this col- I CHOOSE MY OWN COLORS, BABY!!!
Heatshade, please.
...Fine.
Anyway...
I am this color.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Therealadrenalinerush/
500 Damage
Does 50 Damage
Lava Moat is now useless. Tower is now Frozen, causing it to take more Damage
100 Damage
500 Damage
250 Damage
Guided Missiles are now Diverted by the Flare Launcher
500 Damage
The Tower does not react to Stares. It stares back, and you run away.
I'm going to consider this an Attack. 250 Damage
It is instead functioning as a Shield Generator. +50 Shield every post
50 Damage
Tower is infected with the Flu, Appendicitis, and a Brain Tumor.
Last Stand does nothing.
500 Damage
Tower loves Dubstep. +1,000 Shields.
The attack missed!
500 Damage
+500 Shields
Did nothing.
Next defense will fail due to being scared.
OP alert!
You dropped it in a pit of Lava because you were scared by the creepy music played by TheMostCoolGuyEvah
25 Damage
Uber OP!!!
OP
^
Missed.
The Attackers don't respect Defenders in any way.
500 Damage
Tower eats your TARDIS. It's a substantial part of the Tower's basic diet.
100 Damage
Wat
1,000 Damage
500 Damage
Lolwut
20 Damage
Demon dead.
You can't place Bedrock. Only the OP (Me) can.
750 Damage
My Defense: I reinforce the Tower with Bedrock, adding 500 Shields.
Tower:
Health: 22,405
Shields: 500
Status:
Boosts: Flares (Guided Missile-based attacks are diverted for 3 posts), Shield Generator (+50 Shields every post for 5 posts)
Curses: Frozen (+5% Damage taken for 5 posts), Flu (-100 Health every post for 3 posts), Appendicitis (After 5 posts, -1,000 Health), Brain Tumor (Next round, Tower begins with 20,000 Health)
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Legends of Aekran!
Comparison.
Hair fall out range
Tsar - over 100 miles
Valkyrie Rocket - 320 miles
Skin melt range
Tsar - 50 miles
Valkyrie rocket - 160 miles
Instant Death
Tsar - 20 miles
Valkyrie Rocket - 63 miles
The tower is not affected by the human-based effects, but that is still some serious firepower. However, as with all the Sterling Attack Helicopter armaments, Valkyrie Rockets are expensive, so the Sterling Attack Helicopter cannot fire another one for 3 pages, and cannot be recalled for 1 page. Thats right, it isnt hanging around.
Sterling Attack Helicopter
20000/20000 HP
5000/5500 SP (spirit powers most of the helicopters armaments)
Recall - 1 page cooldown
Valkyrie Rocket - 3 page cooldown - cannot be fired without being recalled
Asgards Wrath (very powerful minigun) - cannot be fired without being recalled
Mljonir (take a guess why it is called that) - cannot be fired without being recalled
Regenerate - cannot be used without being recalled
Pray to gods - takes 10% of HP as tax to restore 15% of SP
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I summon a dampening sheild weaking all attacks until it is destroyed.
I summon a bunch of cows, and with there massive mooing stuff, they weaken the attackers for 2 turns (until they kill the cows off)