Me: Defender
I use an end portal to vacuum up the all long range light attacks (arrows,thrown bombs,slow cannon shots,etc) for a few posts. It vacuums the Wither for 2 posts.
I begin writing some terrible fanfiction after the success of the Bad LP cannon(which was one use only, so you don't need to fire at it). I will give excerpts from the writing, just like the LP.
"And so the attackers marched toward the tower, like grape juice dribbling down a woman's nose."
I see a crack on the egg and get excited about it . I now get a bit away from the egg, assuring I don't take risk of making it hatch prematurely and killing the dragon.
Me: Defender
I use an end portal to vacuum up the all long range light attacks (arrows,thrown bombs,slow cannon shots,etc) for a few posts. It vacuums the Wither for 2 posts.
I begin writing some terrible fanfiction after the success of the Bad LP cannon(which was one use only, so you don't need to fire at it). I will give excerpts from the writing, just like the LP.
"And so the attackers marched toward the tower, like grape juice dribbling down a woman's nose."
SuperTank: Health: 1,375 Shields: 575 Boosts: Radar (Attacks have a 25% chance to fail), Dispenser (+1 Ammo, +100 Health to all, +100 Shields every post) Curses: Volatile Weapons (Destroyed weapons cause the Tank to take 50 Damage) Weaponry: Basic Cannon [Ammo:∞| Health: ∞| Damage: 10] [Clogged] Grenade Launcher (Destroyed) Stun Blaster [Ammo: 5/5| Health: 150| Damage: 150] Disintegration Beam [Ammo: EMPTY/2| Health: 200| Damage: 200] Healing Ray [Ammo: 14/15| Health: 250| Damage: Heals 500 Health and 100 Shields for Tower]
Mech Suit: Health: 3,000 Damage dealt: 100 to Tank, 100 to Tower (Deals Damage every page) Boosts: Regen (+500 Health every post), Defense (-50% Damage taken) Secret Weapon: Deployed when close enough to Tower or when Mech is destroyed (Damage: 3,000, 1,500 if Mech is destroyed) Distance from Tower: Vulnerable to: Diamond Tools
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
I put obscene amounts of liquid Explodium in the defender tank's fuel reserves, and since Explodium is so unstable that it will quite literally explode if you look at it funny, I do just that.
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Golden Creeper Statues. Why not? Isn't it pretty? Click on it. You know you want to.
Charge: 1/8
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I use an end portal to vacuum up the all long range light attacks (arrows,thrown bombs,slow cannon shots,etc) for a few posts. It vacuums the Wither for 2 posts.
Next attack in:
(24 posts)
"And so the attackers marched toward the tower, like grape juice dribbling down a woman's nose."
TERRIBLE FANFICTION CHARGE:
DDDDDDDDDD
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Shield:1,000
Status: Fine
Boosts:
Curses:
Attack:Tank shoots missile at dust bunny
350 Damage to SuperTank
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Attack/Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 80%
200 Damage to Wither
+200 Shields
No effect!
My Defense: I finish off the Wither by shooting it with the Disintegration Beam
Tower:
Health: 16,439
Shields: 934
Status: = Sturdy
Boosts: None
Curses: None
SuperTank:
Health: 1,375
Shields: 575
Boosts: Radar (Attacks have a 25% chance to fail), Dispenser (+1 Ammo, +100 Health to all, +100 Shields every post)
Curses: Volatile Weapons (Destroyed weapons cause the Tank to take 50 Damage)
Weaponry:
Basic Cannon [Ammo: ∞| Health: ∞| Damage: 10] [Clogged]
Grenade Launcher (Destroyed)
Stun Blaster [Ammo: 5/5| Health: 150| Damage: 150]
Disintegration Beam [Ammo: EMPTY/2| Health: 200| Damage: 200]
Healing Ray [Ammo: 14/15| Health: 250| Damage: Heals 500 Health and 100 Shields for Tower]
Engie_Ninja Mutation progress:
[||||||||||||||||||||] 20%
Mech Suit:
Health: 3,000
Damage dealt: 100 to Tank, 100 to Tower (Deals Damage every page)
Boosts: Regen (+500 Health every post), Defense (-50% Damage taken)
Secret Weapon: Deployed when close enough to Tower or when Mech is destroyed (Damage: 3,000, 1,500 if Mech is destroyed)
Distance from Tower:
Vulnerable to: Diamond Tools
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
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Meanwhile...
Minecraft Recreation Charge: 2/8
I give the tower antidepressent!
Status: Fine
Shields:1,000
Boosts:
Curses:
Attack:Stands in front of tower, next attacker will be burned.
Tank has upgraded, burning laser has been added.
Complipedia
HP:100
Status: Unactivated
Shields: infinity, until activated.
Status: Fine
Shields:1,000
Boosts:
Curses:
Attack:N/A (Busy with another move, waiting.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Status: Fine
Shields:950
Boosts:
Curses:Burn(takes 5 damage for 5 posts)
Attack:Shoots enderdragon