I trace Knochenbowser and his tank construction by reviewing video footage and following his tracks. I then arrive at the construction site with a potion of invisibility, and quickly construct a Wither, who, while trying to attack me, starts to eat the obsidian tank.
I hate people who complain. I hate spiders. I hate people who own an Xbox One. I hate people who like sandbox games. I hate people who like first person shooters. I hate people who like explosions. I hate people who like video games. I hate people who are hateful. I hate people that don't like spam. I hate people who like cake. I hate people who type in proper grammar and spell words properly on the internet. I hate hypocrites.
I use the ANTI-OP ray on the universe, now no one cam say ANYTHING (even defense!) is OP
I then give the tower the death curse, now it loses 1000 health every turn
I deploy an ANTI-OP shield around the attackers, the get past any OP claims that got passed the ray
I finish the tower off with my final smash (witch I used a while ago, only to have bioshock claim it is OP)
I launch a ZILLION arms made of crystalized shadow out of my back, all of witch are electrified with black lightning, and they all ram into my tower before recoiling back and attacking again, then black lightning rapidly launches into the tower.
I also vaporize the giant death robot, because I can
Fluttershy suddenly breaks every known continuum in the universe, as well as several that aren't yet known, and yells. She yells so loudly, in fact, that EVERYONE and EVERYTHING done, attackers, attacks, defenders, and defense, are rendered inoperable until the next post by Bioshock_Rules. Especially the anti-OP ray and anti-anti-OP rays.
I give Mario, Luigi, and Wario the "Invincible star" from Super Mario Bros. (Waluigi can suck it.) They are completely immune to damage until their attacks are done.
I trace Knochenbowser and his tank construction by reviewing video footage and following his tracks. I then arrive at the construction site with a potion of invisibility, and quickly construct a Wither, who, while trying to attack me, starts to eat the obsidian tank.
TANK BUILD PROCESS
100%!!!
HP: 3000
DEALS 100 HP DAMAGE TO TANK PER PAGE.
BUFFS: Defense buff, only takes 50% of the damage; Health buff, heals 1,000 HP
WEAKNESS: Miners with diamond pickaxes only
IMMUNTE TO: Bullets, bombs, grenades.
Secret weapon will be deployed when the tank is close enough to the tower, or when it's HP is gone. The attack will deal a large amount of damage to anything that's on the battlefield, even the attackers.
Tank constructed
I'll consider the Health Buff to be a Regenerative buff
My Defense: I begin charging my SuperNerf, which will make all Attacks in a post do 1 Damage
I stand on top of the Tower, preparing to Nerf the Attacks
Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 20%
Tower: -1,608 Health: 22,656 Shields: 182 Status: = Sturdy Boosts: Nova 6 (Attacks function at 37% effectiveness for 3 posts), Anti-Tank (Tank-based Attacks do 20% Damage for 5 posts) Curses: Bad Luck (-1 to 100 Health every post for 4 posts), Ignited (-10 Health every post for 9 posts)
Obsidian Tank: Health: 3,000 Damage dealt: 100 per Page Boosts: Defense (-50% Damage taken), Regeneration (+1,000 Health every post), Resistant (Immune to Bullets and Explosives) Weakness: Diamond Pickaxe Secret Weapon: Deployed when close to Tower, or when Health is 0 Distance from Tower: = Tank = Tower
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"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
I begin gathering the energies required to make a second attempt at summoning Nicol Bolas. The process of summoning Nicol Bolas will leave me unable to attack until two pages after the summoning attempt (to make it less OP)
Energy progress: /
I, noticing the bioshock is standing right next to the tower, dishing out OP defenses, I stab him, shoot him, strangle him, nuke him, and throw him right into hell
I build the back wall and sides(not shown, since 2-dimensional diagram) of the tank.
Tank status:
HP:
500/2500
Shields:
0/500
Weapons:
None
None
None
None
Buffs: Garage(protects against 80% of all damage)
Curses: none
(I'm having some trouble "building" the tank due to the emoticon system, so thats why it looks wierd.)
I continue gathering the energies required to make a second attempt at summoning Nicol Bolas. The process of summoning Nicol Bolas will leave me unable to attack until two pages after the summoning attempt (to make it less OP)
Energy progress: /
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Golden Creeper Statues. Why not? Isn't it pretty? Click on it. You know you want to.
Builds pitfall in front of tank, and puts large heavy lead bricks under the wheels (too big to drive over, to heavy to move.), stalling it while the pit fall is completed. plus I'm a dog +10 digging bonus pitfall is completed in half the time.
Energy progress: /
The ground starts shaking (to no effect to attack or defense) and I am completely oblivious to my surroundings. This will continue until all 8 energies have been gathered.
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Golden Creeper Statues. Why not? Isn't it pretty? Click on it. You know you want to.
I build laser vision gargoyles on the tower to shoot hostile entities. Also, they can get up and move at my command. I order one of them to track down Runaway909 and ruin his summoning.
I mine some of the gargoyles. You didn't say what they were made of, so I assumed stone. Also, I steal the four-leaf clover on the tower and put it on the attacking tank.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Furries are cool.
Hi. Long time no see.
GIANT COWS, ATTACK THE TOWER!
Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 66%
The OP is strong in this post.
Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 100%
No effect!
Tank-based Attacks are now less effective
400 Damage
600 Damage
No
Kinda OP
500 Damage
They already Attacked
+100 Sheilds
200 Damage and Tower ignited
Tank destroyed
Does nothing
Attack or Defense?
Next Attack fails
Failed!
100 Damage
Tank constructed
I'll consider the Health Buff to be a Regenerative buff
200 Damage
My Defense: I begin charging my SuperNerf, which will make all Attacks in a post do 1 Damage
I stand on top of the Tower, preparing to Nerf the Attacks
Defense Charge: [||||||||||||||||||||] 20%
Tower: -1,608
Health: 22,656
Shields: 182
Status:
Boosts: Nova 6 (Attacks function at 37% effectiveness for 3 posts), Anti-Tank (Tank-based Attacks do 20% Damage for 5 posts)
Curses: Bad Luck (-1 to 100 Health every post for 4 posts), Ignited (-10 Health every post for 9 posts)
Obsidian Tank:
Health: 3,000
Damage dealt: 100 per Page
Boosts: Defense (-50% Damage taken), Regeneration (+1,000 Health every post), Resistant (Immune to Bullets and Explosives)
Weakness: Diamond Pickaxe
Secret Weapon: Deployed when close to Tower, or when Health is 0
Distance from Tower:
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Distance =
You just have to wait for my post...
GENERATION 27: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
Energy progress:
Tank status:
HP:
500/2500
Shields:
0/500
Weapons:
None
None
None
None
Buffs: Garage(protects against 80% of all damage)
Curses: none
(I'm having some trouble "building" the tank due to the emoticon system, so thats why it looks wierd.)
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Energy progress:
Complipedia
I bring Bruce lee.
Return of the dragon!!!
Chuck Norris is destroyed
BLOCKS OF WAR: A QUEST FOR LIFE
Builds pitfall in front of tank, and puts large heavy lead bricks under the wheels (too big to drive over, to heavy to move.), stalling it while the pit fall is completed. plus I'm a dog +10 digging bonus pitfall is completed in half the time.
BLOCKS OF WAR: A QUEST FOR LIFE
The ground starts shaking (to no effect to attack or defense) and I am completely oblivious to my surroundings. This will continue until all 8 energies have been gathered.
zombie dog runs back to the tower...
BLOCKS OF WAR: A QUEST FOR LIFE