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Ill start it.

1. Poop in the cash register.
2. Sleep in one of the tents.
3. Buy a ski mask and lots of bullets.
4. Go to the bathroom, cover your hands in chocolate. Then wait for it to fill up, throw a watermelon into the toilet, and stick your chocolate hand under the divider and ask for some toilet paper.
5. Go into the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

Get a cart and shop.

Eat a taco.

i love the third one

and guys, its just entertainment value, its not something you should actually do. its just funny stuff to say you should do

anyways, im thinking........

go to the electronics section right before closing and play one of the games. when it closes and someone tries to tell you to leave, keep saying "Just one more level....."

Ask if they have a copy of minecraft for the wii (lul)

Work for minimum wage.

Funny things. It's a comedic thread, not a serious Bob fest.

Get the supplys to make meth in the store go into bathroom make meth over sink (make sure no one sees)
and tada make meth at walmart!

Telling the employees that the managers are looking for them, then laughing as they walk away.

I don't recommend anyone tries it but when I was a kid I was dared to grab some toy guns and dive like Max Payne. I accepted and grabbed the toy guns from.. well, the toy section. I waited for most of the shoppers to leave the area and dived through the air and landed right on my chest. It hurt, but I had completed the task. I lived for years after that completely sure that no one that seen me do it. Now that I'm older and my brain is more developed, I've realized that I was probably caught on camera. Now I live in shame.

:I

Quote from HugTheZombies

I don't recommend anyone tries it but when I was a kid I was dared to grab some toy guns and dive like Max Payne. I accepted and grabbed the toy guns from.. well, the toy section. I waited for most of the shoppers to leave the area and dived through the air and landed right on my chest. It hurt, but I had completed the task. I lived for years after that completely sure that no one that seen me do it. Now that I'm older and my brain is more developed, I've realized that I was probably caught on camera. Now I live in shame.

:I

hop on one of those electric toy cars, grab a toy gun, and do drive-by shootings to customers

EDIT: use a nerf gun

I must say, I liked your last suggestion the most. :biggrin.gif:

Ask for someone to help me get my video game I want. Keep changing my mind about what game I want. Then tell them that their service is terrible and they need to get a bigger variety of lollipops.


I would then rage.

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Ask for someone to help me get my video game I want. Keep changing my mind about what game I want. Then tell them that their service is terrible and they need to get a bigger variety of lollipops.


I would then rage.

love it, love everything about itsomeone needs to go to Wal-Mart and video tape himself doing these things

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love it, love everything about it

someone needs to go to Wal-Mart and video tape himself doing these things

Lol. That would be hilarious!

Do combat rolls in the produce section.

Put rats in the produce section.Put rats in the produce section.Put rats in the produce section.

Go to the food section, and ask for a pound of one any meat. halfway through them cutting it, ask for them to stop, get a different meat. Rinse and repeat for about 20 minutes (or until they give up.)

Argue with the clerk about what product you bought.
I did that once, I bought a bottle of ketchup, and then I kept on telling the clerk that it was cereal.

Open a bag of skittles, ask to see the manager, lock him in his office and throw skittles at him, yelling TASTE THE RAINBOW!