Smuggle in a lockpick, pick the lock, use my Master-level Sneak skill to sneak to the Evidence Chest, break the pick, cuss at the top of my lungs, use the console to unlock the chest, take my stuff, and murder everyone within 10 miles out of boredom.
Lick the walls or do strange things till they decide to send me to an insane asylum then wait for the right moment with minimal guards like right infront of the asylum gates then own the guards and run.
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My friend asked me how you get minecarts to move. I told her to push it. She asked me how you push things.
I would befriend the largest person there, and then I would get him to steal a rusty spoon from the old guy in the corner. Next I would trade the spoon for plush baby unicorn. Using the unicorn, I would cause a very large riot. During this riot I would kidnap the warden's cousin's best friend's room mate's nephew. I would then kill him so that I could be thrown into maximum security. From here I would slowly dig a tunnel into a secret military base beneath Alaska. Here I would earn my freedom by being the boss's secretary
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Lyra is the best pony. Also, if you like what I said click the little +
My plan is complicated....
When my family will visit me I'll put a letter in my mom's bag saying that "The Cake is a Lie". My friend that really loves portal will read itand he will understand what I meant. He will visit my cell and he will give me a cake. The guards will check the cake to see it's empty and secretly my friend will give me a calculator and after 3 years I will understand how it works and I will build a super-computer named K.A.M and K.A.M will become evil but he won't hurt me. The I will tell him to kill the guards. He will explode because my commend was un-logical and they explosion will create a hole in the wall. When the guards will fix the hole I will sneak pat them and I will use the red key I got at level.7 to open the main gate.
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pretty easy :tongue.gif:
Let's all get along... or something optimistic like that.
MIKU HATSUNE
Then she would kick ass and get me out =3
No,no,no, You need the Black Rock Shooter.
When my family will visit me I'll put a letter in my mom's bag saying that "The Cake is a Lie". My friend that really loves portal will read itand he will understand what I meant. He will visit my cell and he will give me a cake. The guards will check the cake to see it's empty and secretly my friend will give me a calculator and after 3 years I will understand how it works and I will build a super-computer named K.A.M and K.A.M will become evil but he won't hurt me. The I will tell him to kill the guards. He will explode because my commend was un-logical and they explosion will create a hole in the wall. When the guards will fix the hole I will sneak pat them and I will use the red key I got at level.7 to open the main gate.
FREEDOM!
Click it. Now.