Come up with a testimony with at least one contradiction / plot hole in it. The testimony should be at least two sentences long, so the two sentences can contradict each other. The more you write, the better. Try to conceal the contradiction as much as possible. Try to be as specific as possible.
You also have to object to the above testimony, and then tell what the contradiction was.
For example:
I was striding around on the forums at 11:00 PM. I read a topic. I was permanently banned from the forums at 10:00 PM the same day on the same account.
OBJECTION! You claimed that your account was still active on 11:00 PM, but you clearly say that you were banned at 10:00! (Your testimony here)
If you give a really good testimony, or give a really good objection (I will judge them) you receive one Internetz! I will keep track of the leaderboard. This sounds really simple, but in reality, it's really difficult. People will be posting quickly,
LEADERBOARD:
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My testimony: I was in my park today and I saw someone lighting fireworks in celebration of someone's birthday. I saw the firework go off in the sky, leaving a dark blue explosion against the night sky. There happened to be an accident. There was explosion and fire went everywhere. I saw people quickly enveloped in fire. I quickly ran away, and got home right around lunchtime.
OBJECTION! You claim you were with your two friends, but you clearly have a receipt with two people.
Ergo . . .
If you were there, there would have been three meals!
Explain yourself!
My story:
I came home at 12:00. I gently opened the door and the murdered man was just lying there on the floor! Dead! The blood was dripping everywhere! I could see it rolling down the walls! I called the police, and they examined the room. They found your fingerprints on the knife! You must have done it!
OBJECTION! You claim you were with your two friends, but you clearly have a receipt with two people.
Ergo . . .
If you were there, there would have been three meals!
Explain yourself!
My story:
I came home at 12:00. I gently opened the door and the murdered man was just lying there on the floor! Dead! The blood was dripping everywhere! I could see it rolling down the walls! I called the police, and they examined the room. They found your fingerprints on the knife! You must have done it!
(This one requires more thinking.)
Don't you think the person who did it would have worn a glove?
@Westland (FIX THE COPY-PASTE THING ON CHROME, CURSE!)
OBJECTION! Any liquids shouldn't roll down from walls when someone was killed with a knife on floor not near any wall!
My story:
I was buying "PaintCo Blue-coloured bucket" on nearby store that only sells item made by companies on country that the store belongs to, when the hacking happened. I have a receipt saying that I have bought something on 9:00 and log on one of hacked server, which is placed in New Zealand says that the server was hacked on 9;00 and I don't have any programs/mechanism to control my computer. I have made sure that there is no virus on the computer, too.
Don't you think that the store was the one who made the software vulnerable to the attack? So that means...That there was no firewall up at the time! Or that you didn't get the software that tells you when someone is hacking into it.
My story:
I was playing Diddy Kong Racing, when I came across a cutscene that wasn't originally in the programing. It just happened after I crashed into a wall too may times, than turned the game off. The screen didn't revert to the state when you turn the game off,than this happened: The cutscene was being played at Windmill Plains. It showed timber and Wizpig. Whenever one of them talked, their head just grew, and when the character was done talking, it's head reverted to it's original state. It appeared that they were talking to each other, but they said that I didn't have a memory-card put in. I tried pushing random buttons, and accidentally put in the Konami code, but that only seemed to make it worse! So put in the Konami code, BACKWARDS! I pushed START, A B, right left right left, down down up up, than the screen turned back to normal. It reverted back to its original state after I put the code in (NOTE: The code was being put in while the cutscene was playing). I was awake at the time while I was playing it.
(Is THAN supposed to be THEN because it feels like it's supposed to be like that.) OBJECTION!
If the cutscene made the screen turn off and you returned it back to normal by the Konami code backwards WHILE the cutscene was playing,you could not have known that the game will turn off. (Is this correct?)
If it iscorrect:
It was a sunny day and I was going to give something to my wife then I tought of something.
I made an paper airplane for my wife,which she did like.But then someone attacked me .I threw the paper airplane outside and flew away by the wind outside before he could crush it. I was glad that the paper airplane wasn't crushed.As for the killer he fainted somehow.The paper airplane wasn't found outside after that,I think it flew away and didn't stop.
If you threw the plane outside, that means you were inside!
Ergo...
If you were inside, you wouldn't have known that it was a sunny day!
My testimony:
I was attacked in a large room in my house by a man with a gun. I ran through my house, and had to continue doing so for a few hours. Eventually, I found my own gun and made it back into the large room. The man shot at me, but he missed, giving me time to shoot back. I fired, and my bullet pierced straight through his throat. The man dropped to the floor and bled to death. Luckily, none of the walls in my house were damaged, so I don't need to worry about repairing them.
You also have to object to the above testimony, and then tell what the contradiction was.
For example:
I was striding around on the forums at 11:00 PM. I read a topic. I was permanently banned from the forums at 10:00 PM the same day on the same account.
OBJECTION! You claimed that your account was still active on 11:00 PM, but you clearly say that you were banned at 10:00! (Your testimony here)
If you give a really good testimony, or give a really good objection (I will judge them) you receive one Internetz! I will keep track of the leaderboard. This sounds really simple, but in reality, it's really difficult. People will be posting quickly,
LEADERBOARD:
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My testimony: I was in my park today and I saw someone lighting fireworks in celebration of someone's birthday. I saw the firework go off in the sky, leaving a dark blue explosion against the night sky. There happened to be an accident. There was explosion and fire went everywhere. I saw people quickly enveloped in fire. I quickly ran away, and got home right around lunchtime.
You got home around lunchtime, but the fireworks were at night?
If you ran home quickly, you would be at the very most home in the morning. Nowhere near lunch.
And if the fireworks were a DARK blue, you wouldn't have seen the color at night.
Your story doesnt add up.
(My Story)
I couldn't have robbed the bank. I was with my 2 friends at the local Mc Donalds and we all ordered meals.
My reciept covers the meals we ordered.
Ergo . . .
If you were there, there would have been three meals!
Explain yourself!
My story:
I came home at 12:00. I gently opened the door and the murdered man was just lying there on the floor! Dead! The blood was dripping everywhere! I could see it rolling down the walls! I called the police, and they examined the room. They found your fingerprints on the knife! You must have done it!
(This one requires more thinking.)
Don't you think the person who did it would have worn a glove?
OBJECTION! Any liquids shouldn't roll down from walls when someone was killed with a knife on floor not near any wall!
My story:
I was buying "PaintCo Blue-coloured bucket" on nearby store that only sells item made by companies on country that the store belongs to, when the hacking happened. I have a receipt saying that I have bought something on 9:00 and log on one of hacked server, which is placed in New Zealand says that the server was hacked on 9;00 and I don't have any programs/mechanism to control my computer. I have made sure that there is no virus on the computer, too.
NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
RPing as "Urbanliner" in Roleplayer Guild.
Don't you think that the store was the one who made the software vulnerable to the attack? So that means...That there was no firewall up at the time! Or that you didn't get the software that tells you when someone is hacking into it.
My story:
I was playing Diddy Kong Racing, when I came across a cutscene that wasn't originally in the programing. It just happened after I crashed into a wall too may times, than turned the game off. The screen didn't revert to the state when you turn the game off,than this happened: The cutscene was being played at Windmill Plains. It showed timber and Wizpig. Whenever one of them talked, their head just grew, and when the character was done talking, it's head reverted to it's original state. It appeared that they were talking to each other, but they said that I didn't have a memory-card put in. I tried pushing random buttons, and accidentally put in the Konami code, but that only seemed to make it worse! So put in the Konami code, BACKWARDS! I pushed START, A B, right left right left, down down up up, than the screen turned back to normal. It reverted back to its original state after I put the code in (NOTE: The code was being put in while the cutscene was playing). I was awake at the time while I was playing it.
OBJECTION!
If the cutscene made the screen turn off and you returned it back to normal by the Konami code backwards WHILE the cutscene was playing,you could not have known that the game will turn off. (Is this correct?)
If it iscorrect:
It was a sunny day and I was going to give something to my wife then I tought of something.
I made an paper airplane for my wife,which she did like.But then someone attacked me .I threw the paper airplane outside and flew away by the wind outside before he could crush it. I was glad that the paper airplane wasn't crushed.As for the killer he fainted somehow.The paper airplane wasn't found outside after that,I think it flew away and didn't stop.
This is a lie.
If you threw the plane outside, that means you were inside!
Ergo...
If you were inside, you wouldn't have known that it was a sunny day!
My testimony:
I was attacked in a large room in my house by a man with a gun. I ran through my house, and had to continue doing so for a few hours. Eventually, I found my own gun and made it back into the large room. The man shot at me, but he missed, giving me time to shoot back. I fired, and my bullet pierced straight through his throat. The man dropped to the floor and bled to death. Luckily, none of the walls in my house were damaged, so I don't need to worry about repairing them.
There's no kill like overkill.
OBJECTION!
If the bullet went through his throat,then the bullet would have gone to the walls and be damaged!
Please someone else.
This is a lie.