I must state that there is absolutely nothing of which I particularly fancy discussing in this particular forum thread at this particular moment in this particular post. This is an immutable fact that I am stating for the record, and so accordingly, perhaps enjoy this amusing if a bit macabre anecdote from an inadvertently grim starfish:
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The title of this most light-hearted and most amusing narrative is "A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant."
In long-past archaic days of old, there existed a marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, so sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And, that, my dear friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.