why didn't i pick up my cup of v8 splash?
no, i just had to pick up my 14mm kasrkin guard oop/ooc (i forgot the term) metal figure, which was already painted and thanks to my purchase supported a few veterans of the american army.
actor's pessimist commenting aside:
it tastes like paint, some kind of metal, AND PLASTIC.
oh, and i think i heard some form of british accent go "TAKING 'ITS!"
and now i've eaten my thrift vault, which was a family heirloom...
and it tasted like multiple metals, rust, paper, and a dime.
i should really try placing some rock candy on this desk or something.
best choice most likely being clear flavored rock candy, mainly for humor.
((and yes, there is such a thing as clear flavored rock candy))