1. Take regular breaks off your computer ( so your computer does not open up into a portal, Taking your Soul into the Inter mechanisms of minecraft, becoming one of the Zombies themselves..)
And Congrats! you have Saved your self of Minecraft Damnation!
doctor, half of my body appears to be phasing into the ground, i feel sick to my stomach, and my freckles are glowing, not qutie sure of the disease, but i do need your help, for both curing it and for getting my legs out of the floor.
doctor, half of my body appears to be phasing into the ground, i feel sick to my stomach, and my freckles are glowing, not qutie sure of the disease, but i do need your help, for both curing it and for getting my legs out of the floor.
Ahh, It looks like half of your Body seems to have found the Sixth sense! This extrordany phenonomon Happens every thousand years!
Oh wait.. The Cure?
1: hold your breath for four minutes, Not only will this put you unconsious, but it will Rise you out of the ground Without putting injury at all! ( if you do not count the brain damage)
Congrats!
WARNING AILMENTS WILL NOT BE AWNSERED UNTIL MORNING BELOW THIS
So the moral of the story is as simple as this: You can let your dreams go, but you're surely gonna miss
the chance to achieve greatness in the only life you've got. So forget all your problems and give it your best shot.
Doctor doctor, I have the stabbing disease, everytime I see someone I have this sudden urge to stab them repeaditly past death. Then I have an urge to eat them, but I am not sure if that is a symptom or something else entirely.
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Doctor doctor, I have the stabbing disease, everytime I see someone I have this sudden urge to stab them repeaditly past death. Then I have an urge to eat them, but I am not sure if that is a symptom or something else entirely.
hmm a near cousin of the Painis Cupcake virus..
well, I have these two options.
option 1:
continue to Stab Victims until you are satisfied and eat the Corpses.
or the Less Fun and logical way
option 2: take anti Stabbing classes and join a Vegetarian group until your Eating and stabbing habits are Gone.
Congrats! you have beaten the Final Stabbing boss!
Oh crap! I have a severe case of "I can't stop posting in this forums even though I really need the sleep and should be going to bed right now" What do I do?
continue to Stab Victims until you are satisfied and eat the Corpses.
or the Less Fun and logical way
option 2: take anti Stabbing classes and join a Vegetarian group until your Eating and stabbing habits are Gone.
Congrats! you have beaten the Final Stabbing boss!
Thanks doc im cured, but I have a new problem. I ate a voodoo priest and now everyone that comes within a mile radius of me becomes a devoted slave to me.
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Doctor!!! Doctor!!! I happen to have something that is making me scream cuss words every three min, ****, utes, I also am noticing that the top have of my body is invisible! I don't even know where my ha, SON OF A *****, nds are at!
Oh crap! I have a severe case of "I can't stop posting in this forums even though I really need the sleep and should be going to bed right now" What do I do?
Oh god, I really have this case too Comerade
My Perscription is a healthy one sadly..
1.What you need to do is to magicly Call a lightning storm
2. this will shut off your computer, Enabling you to get 8 hours of sleep.
congrats! you will not Become insane and get to live another day to post in my game!
The Game rules are...
1. You the user shall ask my assistants and I of a cure for your desease. It can be From Zombie infection to Derpatitus, You make your ailment!
2. Once I read your ailment, my assistants and I shall do our best to give my best perscription to save your life! hilarity ensues!
3. I will be able to call off the game when I get off this forum. Your ailments will most Likley be not awnsered and You will probably Die.
4. You may ask to be a assistant, But you must be active to this game.
5. ONLY ASSISTANTS AND I CAN MAKE A PERSCRIPTION FOR YOUR DESEASE.
Assistant List:
Ehrlic383
Muuurgh
Gameguy602
Now... Begin!
part time Doctor, full time Troll.
hmm.. this is a troublesome Ailment indeed... My perscription Is for you To..
1. Shave your beard ( if you have one)
2. Burn your fedora
3. and your worst thing to do... Stop playing indie games...
After this you might have a humoungus desire to Kill the one who prescribed you this. but do not fear, This is natural.
part time Doctor, full time Troll.
Ah, A simple One indeed! what you need to do Is..
1. Take regular breaks off your computer ( so your computer does not open up into a portal, Taking your Soul into the Inter mechanisms of minecraft, becoming one of the Zombies themselves..)
And Congrats! you have Saved your self of Minecraft Damnation!
part time Doctor, full time Troll.
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Forum batteries are down, Will be with you tomorrow!
Assistant Applications may be posted below this post!
No Perscriptions till tomorrow!
part time Doctor, full time Troll.
Ahh, It looks like half of your Body seems to have found the Sixth sense! This extrordany phenonomon Happens every thousand years!
Oh wait.. The Cure?
1: hold your breath for four minutes, Not only will this put you unconsious, but it will Rise you out of the ground Without putting injury at all! ( if you do not count the brain damage)
Congrats!
WARNING AILMENTS WILL NOT BE AWNSERED UNTIL MORNING BELOW THIS
part time Doctor, full time Troll.
the chance to achieve greatness in the only life you've got. So forget all your problems and give it your best shot.
Dear god my fellow patient! how were you able to Post this past scince your tounge is on fire?!
but the Simple Steps are this.
1: find the nearest body of Water you can find ( it can be a cup to a lake)
2: Try to Summon Chuthulu ( most likley it will not happen)
3: (try this step if Step two does not work) Drink any Liquid to drench your tounge.
Congrats! you have survived complete tounge Combustion!
part time Doctor, full time Troll.
HOLY CRAP HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
Well the Best way to make the World even MOAR perfect is to first...
1: Find a nearly Uncurable desease For me to try to find the Cure!
Oh wait..
Congrats! you have Found a Uncureable desease! have a nice day!
part time Doctor, full time Troll.
hmm a near cousin of the Painis Cupcake virus..
well, I have these two options.
option 1:
continue to Stab Victims until you are satisfied and eat the Corpses.
or the Less Fun and logical way
option 2: take anti Stabbing classes and join a Vegetarian group until your Eating and stabbing habits are Gone.
Congrats! you have beaten the Final Stabbing boss!
part time Doctor, full time Troll.
Thanks doc im cured, but I have a new problem. I ate a voodoo priest and now everyone that comes within a mile radius of me becomes a devoted slave to me.
Oh god, I really have this case too Comerade
My Perscription is a healthy one sadly..
1.What you need to do is to magicly Call a lightning storm
2. this will shut off your computer, Enabling you to get 8 hours of sleep.
congrats! you will not Become insane and get to live another day to post in my game!
part time Doctor, full time Troll.