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"There's something green heading towards us and it's shaped a bit like a d***"
"Ya know, IN THE BATHROOM"
Nova - Father forgive me for i have sinned
Sly - what did you do?
Nova - I had sex with an underaged girl
Sly - how old was she
Nova - 4
Sly - How old are you?
Nova - Im 26
Sly - ......Thats fine!
"Notch added a feature that if you yell 'Get down I'm GAY!' to the moon it will go down faster"