Hello men and women, its me, your great Uncle Daphne! How you doing today folks? FIne, good, amazing, well great for you folks! Now, today I am going to give out a very special gift for a very special price!
Ever feel like your just winning the one game called, lets see, life? Well now, I introduce you to MineCraft! MineCraft keeps you and your folks up all night building cathedrals and mountains, and my personal favorite, Egg Rolls! One you start, you never stop! MineCraft is guaranteed to ruin your social, physical, AND mental life all for the price of one! Rebecca Black, official spokesperson for the Institute of Drugental Healthcare has stated that MineCraft is more addictive than Cocaine, Heroine and RuneScape COMBINED! Now tell me thats not a great deal!
But wait, ORDER NOW and you receive an additional offer of ACHIEVEMENTS AND STATISTICS. (Fatal bugs, glitches, and death are not the responsibilities of Notch and/or any of his affiliates.) ORDER NOW AT THE FOLLOWING NUMBER: 800 869 7787!