((i meant the seat but hey, the show must go on!))
"we can hide it after we get out of here, and besides, shotguns were proven to be useful tools for defending carriages, so just go ahead and drive and i'll cover you"
*Lukas is still looking at the sky.*
"Ok, I'm pretty sure this is an alternate dimension. Either the random dimension theory is true, or it's the many worlds interpretation. In the random thing, every possible situation is in a dimension. For instance, there would be one dimension in which we're all dancing like ballerinas while a purple T-Rex eats 1 eyed sheep on the moon. In the many worlds one, every choice or chance that happens makes a different dimension. So If I wore green socks this morning instead of red, that'd make a new dimension, I would guess the random one, since green skies aren't very likely. Or maybe this is fantasy land, with wizards and all that, in which case, Joe would die with happiness, but then come back cause he's so darn happy. Who knows?"
"You know what Joe? You do that. I don't really care. You run back there and get caught on fire. You get well done for those stinking animals. Then maybe you'll taste better for the monsters. And what animals are you trying to save? We're in Egypt!"
*Lukas mutters to himself:*
"I could shove him off the carriage, right now, while the others aren't looking. Make sure he lands bad and breaks something, so he can't catch back up. Nobody would ever know.