And now for something completely different...
TF2 OLD SPICE!
Red Spy walks out shower-
Hello Heavies. Look at your medic.
Now back to me.
Now back to your medic.
Now back to me!
Sadly I stabbed him.
But if your pyros would stop w+m1'ing and spychecked he could of avoided me.
Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You are pushing kart and are kredit to team.
What's that in your hand? Back to me. It's your delicious sandvich.
Look again. Your sandvich is now a sapper!
Anything's possible when you're a spy.
I'm a demoman.
The ground is made of the most ugly creeper skin you have ever laid eyes on.
Look down; now up; I have 2 tickets to the thing you and you man-made mine love. The Tickets are now Creepers!!!
Look down again.
THE FLOOR IS NOW DIAMONDS!!!!!!
Please continue from that; ignore the people who completely change the story....
You grab the diamonds! You craft a diamond pickaxe. Look down; Look up. Your diamond pickaxe is now a wooden pickaxe. There is a creeper. You stare at intently. If only you had a sword to kill it... Look up; Look down. You now have a diamond sword! Sadly, the creeper is now a massive horde of hostile mobs.
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This statement is false. Woops, looks like I just killed us all. Oopsy. -Brony-