"Yo thread is so jacked in the wrong section, even momma would slap you silly because of it!"
Bad humor. Good point.
EDIT: /thread @MineCrak
Well, leave it open at least long enough for people to express appreciation for the art I have shared, heh heh. :wink.gif:
And I want to assume you know it's not my thread. Actually, this is "Discussion" so after all the threads I have seen here with no protests I would have to question moving it yet again. You know it was already moved here by a Mod from somewhere else far less appropriate right? :tongue.gif:
EDIT:
Actually; this "Discussion" is the only forum for this thread that makes any sense. "Off Topic" makes no sense. This thread gains it's entire definition by "Minecraft". Jokes of a certain kind that must be "crafted" to deal with Minecraft only. "Discussion" is the only place I can think of where this should be. I think it's sad that people would try to censor it in this way even when it's in the exact place where it should be.
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Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Adminum can be destroyed.
Yo momma so stupid, she tried to harvest a Mob Spawner.
- Minecrak's UnOfficial list of Minecraft 'Yo Momma' Jokes [Sampler] - (by Minecrak)
Yo momma is so creepy, Creepers blow up so she won't hug them.
Yo momma is so ugly, the chickens won't spy on her.
Yo momma is so old, she knew the skeletons when they were alive.
Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks mine-craft is knitting pick-axe warmers for miners.
Yo momma is so skinny, she drops bones.
Yo momma is so dirty, her hair is green.
Yo momma is so fat, Steve had to make his bed triple-wide for her. (See what I did there?)
Yo momma is so hungry, Steve had to put a fence around her to protect the pigs.
Yo momma is so horny, Steve had to put a fence around her to protect the pigs.
Yo momma is so lazy, there's a mushroom farm beneath her.
Yo momma is so bald, the game crashes because of her round head.
Yo momma is so cold, there was no ice growth bug, it was her freezing the oceans.
Yo momma is so hairy, people think there's a yeti mob.
Yo momma is so short, she has to jump up the stairs.
Yo momma is so mean, Herobrine hides from her.
Yo momma is so scary, notch denies her existence.
Yo momma's breath is so bad, her wolves get dizzy and jump into lava.
Yo momma is so greasy, she sets the zombies on fire when slapping them.
Yo momma is so loose, there was no E3 in Vegas this year other than her door number, but everyone still came.
Yo momma is so poor, she has to beg for gift codes.
Yo momma is so tall, they had to make ymod so she could play.
Yo momma is so flat, mobs think she's a door and won't go past her.
Yo momma is so lost, she thinks the sun rises in the North.
Yo momma is so nasty, Jeb used her to make sticky pistons.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, zombie-pigmen come to her for their swords.
Yo momma weezes so bad, it freaks out the ghasts.
Yo momma milking them is why squid beach themselves on land.
Yo momma's building is so bad, she keeps rebuilding her roof until the sand stops disappearing.
Yo momma's crafting is so bad, she keeps getting charcoal instead of planks when she puts logs into the stone workbench.
Yo momma is so lonely, she keeps crafting hoes for company.
Yo momma is so confused, she keeps crafting books to find the instructions to the game.
Yo momma is so thrifty, she crafts jukeboxes with every diamond she finds, to keep it hidden.
Yo momma is so weak, her boat is still going in circles.
Yo momma is so heavy, notch had to double the ladder requirements.
Yo momma is so colorblind, she can't figure out why her torches don't keep monsters from spawning in her house.
Yo momma is so pwned, she runs a mob rail-service.
Yo momma is so slow, notch did 2 updates and 5 vacations before she finished naming her world.
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-- Robinton's Mods: [ Mirror ] for some of his Mods incl Cubic Chunks Mod, due to DropBox broken links.
- Dungeon Generator for the Open Cubic Chunks Mod
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Bad humor. Good point.
EDIT: /thread @MineCrak
Well, leave it open at least long enough for people to express appreciation for the art I have shared, heh heh. :wink.gif:
And I want to assume you know it's not my thread. Actually, this is "Discussion" so after all the threads I have seen here with no protests I would have to question moving it yet again. You know it was already moved here by a Mod from somewhere else far less appropriate right? :tongue.gif:
EDIT:
Actually; this "Discussion" is the only forum for this thread that makes any sense. "Off Topic" makes no sense. This thread gains it's entire definition by "Minecraft". Jokes of a certain kind that must be "crafted" to deal with Minecraft only. "Discussion" is the only place I can think of where this should be. I think it's sad that people would try to censor it in this way even when it's in the exact place where it should be.
- The Cubic Chunks Mod is back! Be a part of it's rebirth and Development.
-- Robinton's Mods: [ Mirror ] for some of his Mods incl Cubic Chunks Mod, due to DropBox broken links.
- Dungeon Generator for the Open Cubic Chunks Mod
- QuickSAVE-QuickLOAD for the Open Cubic Chunks Mod