All right i've been thinking.. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
Jimmy Carr on the subject of beating your wife - "It's just so stupid, isn't it? Beating your wife. I mean, it's your wife. It's like keying your own car."
"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."
-Muad'Dib
You woke up and everything was a dream.
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If that happened we would most likely forget about it since we forget most of our dreams... I'm pretty sure I've had a dream that lasted a month a few times but I forgot the majority of what happened a few minutes after I woke up so I could only remember the few hours or so.
If you found out christianity was true, but only partially.
The devil visits earth and shows us the truth.
One christian says "But what about heaven? What about god"
"foolish mortal, those were ideas conjured up by madmen to put an ease to your inevitable demise"
or something similar
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You are now reading this. You just lost the game.
You have just read this. You are also manually breathing.
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oh it would suck if every nuclear missile exploded at once
Fix'd.
Add the ****ing commas next time, alright?
Jesus Christ, get rid of those ****ing commas. I don't want to see them.
Fix'd.
Now that being said. Ponies.
i am nawt riting a dam report now am i
Fun forum about lamps
Oh wait, that's where it belongs, unless we're going to pick a single topic and discuss how much it would suck.
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
-Muad'Dib
Fix'd it for ya.
If that happened we would most likely forget about it since we forget most of our dreams... I'm pretty sure I've had a dream that lasted a month a few times but I forgot the majority of what happened a few minutes after I woke up so I could only remember the few hours or so.
The devil visits earth and shows us the truth.
One christian says "But what about heaven? What about god"
"foolish mortal, those were ideas conjured up by madmen to put an ease to your inevitable demise"
or something similar
You have just read this. You are also manually breathing.
FRI-DAY
FRI-DAY
FRIDAY OOOHHHH!
If it is Monday, I'm sorry. I lied.
At first, I couldn't read your post normally, so I tried again in the opposite direction XD
OT: That would suck if the zombie apocalypse started without warning.
If it's going to happen I really need time to prepare! D: