I will use my genitals to seduce any women inside the building! That way, I will only have to wait, like 12 years before I can use my children as human shields and catch up with Ross Scott in the underground tram-tunnels! I hope he killed the giant flame-throwing alien!
HAHAHA! Now try and avoid the head-crabs!
(You have a Half-Life fan on your hands!)
Go ahead and help my dragon! Maybe you can get one too!
I sure know I'll click it!
The framing of this circle on the ground
Brings whirlwinds, tempests, thunder and lightning.
Kukukuku.....
They jump at your head......
Go ahead and help my dragon! Maybe you can get one too!
I sure know I'll click it!
Kukukuku.....
A cloning machine?!
Go ahead and help my dragon! Maybe you can get one too!
I sure know I'll click it!
Computers scare me.
Kukukuku.....
damn
Mario and Luigi stomping time!
That should teach those headcrabs a lesson.
Give diamonds please?
well i'm screwed
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Wait, are there even any female workers there?
I zap people. I zap them in the head, feet, hands, arms, eyes, ears and their genit.....
Whoops!
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