So after reading this thread, I was inspired to re-open it, but I knew it would get locked. So I figured, make it a game!
How It Works: So if you've read the thread I linked to, you would see the joke in this. Poster 1 says that something is too over-powered, then poster 2 posts a suggested nerf, and a new over-powered thing (Related to Minecraft!). Make sure to say why your thing is OP'd
P1: Trees are too OP'd, I mean really, free wood, free saplings, and is used for everything!
P2: Suggested nerf: Trees now exist only in the Nether, floating above ghasts.
Crafting is too OP'd, it lets you build things in a 3x3 crafting grid to help you survive!!!
P3: Suggested nerf: crafting can now only be done by putting crafting tables on creepers. If a creeper blows up with the crafting table, all the items on the crafting table fly to random chunks.
Seeds are too OP'd, they give you free food and can be found randomly in dirt!!!
And so on. Be as creative as you can! I shall start.
Redstone is too OP'd, you can make electricity wires with it, and can even set off TNT from a distance!
I'm sorry but I found this way too funny.
Our player's health: Seriously. A point-blank tnt explosion/creeper is survivable? Even though it blew up 2 layers of cobblestone?
These Forums: So useful that they prevent the monsters from claiming their fair share of lives.
Suggested Nerf: Creepers now drop lit TNT when they die. Ghasts now are constantly hovering over lava, and are invincible if not over lava. When they die, they may drop a Grain of Sulphur. 9 grains of sulphur makes 1 mini-sulphur. 9 mini-sulphurs makes 1 sulphur. Oh, and when you craft TNT, it is already lit.
Slimes are too OP'd. They can spawn deep underground, and can push minecarts! They give FREE FUEL FOREVER! Minecraft is way too easy because of this.