Around one hundred million years ago, the world exploded. "How are we still here then?" you may ask. Well it's a medium-sized story. It all began when two cavemen invented fish popsicles. But these fish popsicles were not edible. They weren't because the fish popsicles we're covered in oil. The cavemen threw the popsicles into some oil. The popsicles were never edible. Because popsicles didn't exist at that time. But popsicles are amazing. Yet they didn't exist. So there were no fish popsicles. The cavemen didn't exist either. Because making fish popsicles at that exact time would cause a poor old man to fart. And that fart was not a fart. It was not a fart because cavemen didn't know how to fart or what a fart was. The poor old man didn't exist. Neither did the cavemen. The world never exploded. But a world exploded. Because a young man named Rudolph blew a world up. That was not our world. Rudolph was not a man. Rudolph was a expentalastal portancy of frostispecy of omniosity of turbulance automaticity also of gheographical minimalisity of neo-crossality. Being one of those would cause the world to explode. But Rudolph didn't exist. Neither did the world. But one thing existed. Just one thing. Lemons. Lemons were the perfect mix of sour taste and lip puckering. But those didn't exist. So a lemon was just a lemon. A lemon. Not sitting anywhere, because a lemon can't sit. A lemon cannot stand, crawl, eat itself, fart, be awesome, be derpy, laugh at apples, win the survival games, fart out unexplainable amounts of avocado, answer problems, heat up some chocolate onion prototypes, be a potty, warp to a warp, spell team names wrongly, be a music man, be a man, or look at anything, have a butt, study the meaning of roundness, embrace blackoscity, play an elephant, get up from a turtle sofa, fly like a kite, plan plans, type this message, be a ladyman, have a teddy bear, eat a pillow, yell at cloud forms, measure polymoter levels, have diapers, make lemonade from pee, party until the clock ticks to unendured tumbled cloth polymers, invent Spongeboob, be Chuck Norris, listen to music on a sanctual portarty Iphone, kill a zombie potty, listen to music that involves screeching, be an omnivore, shout at pot handles, be a user, read a book from the past, invent something that invented this, write an end to a team game, see a barrel, laugh at orange limes, or handle excellent situations. A lemon was perfect. Being a lemon ment you were perfect. But there was only one lemon. A lemon that didn't do anything. Didn't float, didn't laugh, didn't sit, didn't crawl, didn't exist. Neither did the world. Neither did this post. Because you just HAD to read this, didn't you?
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