"DOCTER HERE DOCTER!" As i team up with 5 heavies (and 3 kritz medics nailed to soldiers) i begin healing the heavies who are madly shooting everything in site, aswell as all of the medics building up their ubercharge. "FLAWLESS VICTORY! NOW DO EET AGAIN!" I pwn the hill. then erect 7 dispensers for each heavy and soldier.
I tiptoe through the landmines, and then I knock your folding chair down the hill into a landmine, Then i build sentrys around the hill to shoot people who come by
10 spies and 5 snipers come and sap your everything while the snipers deal with the engineers and lvl 1 sentries, i have 1 demoman (me.) clear the underground of the hill with stickies and pipebomb spam, i then procede to use bombs to mine a fair underground bunker and have some engineers build defences and stability, windows for snipers, and foxholes for spies.
I dump several hundred gallons of lava on the hill. The lava burns anyone on it.
When the lava is cooled, I take my place as King of the Hill!
I place my folding chair, a new minefield, several automated turrets of the anti-infantry and anti-air varieties, and a barrier around me.
I construct additional pylons and you fall off because you ran out of Psi. Your machines also ran out of Psi.
I build a mega metal fortress with a few turrets guarded by spies and engineers to upgrade them, also a recharging spot and a dispenser here.
I launch myself into the fortress so hard that the north wall collapses.
I proceed to beat the crap out of the above poster, and the current king of the hill.
I repair the north wall of the fortress because I'm now king of the hill.
(cue folding chair)
Movie time!
Im so proud... -.-
Popcorn?
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/
while you are distracted clicking the link, I take the hill.
i screw up the link, dirty bomb and then....
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
MY HILL
I promptly place my folding chair and set up some landmines around the hill.
Base, Base, All your base, are belong to us.
When the lava is cooled, I take my place as King of the Hill!
I place my folding chair, a new minefield, several automated turrets of the anti-infantry and anti-air varieties, and a barrier around me.
I build a mega metal fortress with a few turrets guarded by spies and engineers to upgrade them, also a recharging spot and a dispenser here.
yes? okay. Back to watching a movie
I proceed to beat the crap out of the above poster, and the current king of the hill.
I repair the north wall of the fortress because I'm now king of the hill.
(cue folding chair)