Title is self explanatory. Just list some facts (fake is acceptable, as long as some idiot is stupid enough to believe it.
1: The first car theft was 1896, which makes it pretty silly to steal one since there wer'n't many. Everyone would just listen for the motor, unless if you don't start it up, disguise it as a wagon, put hay on it, and have a horse pull it but then it wouldn't be a car and you should've just stolen a wagon. So there is a lesson for you, kids! Never steal something mechanized in 1896!
Did you know your jeans have the same amount of bacteria after wearing them for 13 days and wearing them for 15 months? The only difference is a slight odor. So there is no point in washing your jeans so often!
1: The first car theft was 1896, which makes it pretty silly to steal one since there wer'n't many. Everyone would just listen for the motor, unless if you don't start it up, disguise it as a wagon, put hay on it, and have a horse pull it but then it wouldn't be a car and you should've just stolen a wagon. So there is a lesson for you, kids! Never steal something mechanized in 1896!
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Retired StaffDid you know your jeans have the same amount of bacteria after wearing them for 13 days and wearing them for 15 months? The only difference is a slight odor. So there is no point in washing your jeans so often!