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A creeper is asked what he thought about last night's rampage. He responds: It was a blast.

Why was the creeper sad? Because he heard an explosion and thought it was other creepers, but turned out to be a TNT blast.

Why would a creeper make a good forum moderator? They both like to destroy stuff.

If a creeper detonates in a forest, and nobody is there to hear it, did it really make an explosion?

A creeper asks for permission to do something. He was told: "knock yourself out". Apparently he didn't understand what "yourself" means.