(I had to fix your rolls; everything that was actually rolled guaranteed the match was going to end WAY too early for my liking. So consider it a blessing that I helped the two of you "cheat death" this once. AND Shairn isn't in half or missing anything, but at the rate of your rolls he will be pretty soon.)
AI, surrounded by enemies on all sides, Lets loose with a burst from his flamethrower, getting all of the enemies to back off for a moment. Using the time this gives him, he hijacks the truck, sending it into the wall! He then gracefully jumps off back onto his own truck. Shairn, not one to be outdone, Leaps from the now crashing truck and throws his weapon at AI in mid-air! AI deflects it without a second thought, and the two of them are back on top of AI's semi.
Back with the comfort of my own vehicle, I prepare for a finisher. I know it can't happen just yet, but I must be ready when it does. I draw both my weapons, and use the intense flame from one to heat the blade of the other. The knife glowing orange with dazzling embers, I run at shairn with the simple intent to sink this divine tool into his waiting heart.
If he's ready to die, my finisher will be a thrown knife to the chest followed by a jump kick that sends him onto the asphalt. I seriously doubt he will already, but I just wanted to put the idea out there.
I stare at the white hot blade and know exactly how it's going down in his head. Without a weapon, this is going to be difficult.
Thinking quickly, I jump back onto my vehicle and enter it through the window. I man the steering wheel and catch up to the hemi so that we're side-by-side and ram into the vehicle to throw my opponent off balance.
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Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
AI heats up his knife to a white-hot blazing temperature. It almost looks like a lightsaber out of Starwars at those temperatures! Truly surreal. Then, without warning, Shairn takes his vehicle and tries to ram AI right off the road! AI's hemi skids into the barrier and takes some damage! Shairn's car only suffers some minor paintjob damage.
In an attempt to prolong the fight, your cars now have separate health values!
I FLAWLESS JUMP ROLL to shairn's car, and stand on its hood. I pry it open, struggling to maintain my balance, and then wreak havoc upon his vehicle's inner workings. I melt through wires and cut fuses. I burn fan belts and pierce fluid tanks. If I can make him crash now, I'll be able to jump back to my vehicle without hope of him surviving. If I cannot achieve that crash now, I invite shairn to the roof of my car. We're finishing this.
I shield myself from the heat, frown and resign myself to the ultimatum. I follow A.I back to his hemi.
"If we're going to do it like this, you will leave your weapons inside if you have any honor."
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Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
"I see you are no more than a wimp, too scared to leave the security of your armaments."
I attempt to dodge his slashes and kick his searing blade out of his hand.
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Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
AI leaps onto the hood of Shairn's car, trying to destroy the engine! Shairn, not taking kindly to sabotage, starts to swerve and attempt to throw AI off of the hood. AI eventually loses his footing and slides down onto the edge of the car. Shairn, seeing an opportunity, slams the car's side into a wall, trying to crush him. AI manages to just barely get out of the way, but he dropped his flamethrower in the process! The aerosol can explodes under the pressure into a fireball that scorches the car and AI. A burned AI, in his failed assault, leaps from the now scorched car back to his Hemi. Shairn follows suit. What follows can only be described as a fight for the ages, with the two of them going at it like noone has ever gone at it before. Eventually, AI loses his Blazing knife and it wedges itself into the steel on the roof. Whoever can get ahold of that knife might just win.
HEALTH:
AI-4
AI(car)-9
Shairn-!!3!!
Shairn(car)-9
My attention shifts to the smoldering weapon wedged into the roof of the car. This might just win me this skirmish. I seize the opportunity and make a grab for the knife while keeping my eye on my foe. Wouldn't want to be taken off guard.
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Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Shairn scrambles for the blazing knife stuck in the roof of the hemi. unbeknownst to him, AI had it all planned out. As Shairn reached for the knife, AI runs straight for him with an awe-inspiring drop-kick. The sheer force from the kick not only knocks the wind out of Shairn, but it also sends him flying SO FAR BACK that he practically falls off the Hemi!SENSORS DETECT ASSWHOOP. Struggling to hold onto the back of the hemi, his legs almost dragging on the pavement, all AI has to do now is finish the job...
HEALTH:
AI-4
Shairn-CRITICAL
Car healths don't really matter right now, don'tcha think?
I reveal myself to be the 50mph man and run next to the car.
No, just joking.
"You can't let this end this way, can you? We could team up and win this together, after all. I know much more than anyone else in this silly game. You are never going to win without me."
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Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Yay! :3
Chumhandle: electronicAssassin
Shairn- 5
(I had to fix your rolls; everything that was actually rolled guaranteed the match was going to end WAY too early for my liking. So consider it a blessing that I helped the two of you "cheat death" this once. AND Shairn isn't in half or missing anything, but at the rate of your rolls he will be pretty soon.)
AI, surrounded by enemies on all sides, Lets loose with a burst from his flamethrower, getting all of the enemies to back off for a moment. Using the time this gives him, he hijacks the truck, sending it into the wall! He then gracefully jumps off back onto his own truck. Shairn, not one to be outdone, Leaps from the now crashing truck and throws his weapon at AI in mid-air! AI deflects it without a second thought, and the two of them are back on top of AI's semi.
HEALTH:
AI- 5
Shairn-!!3!!
Back with the comfort of my own vehicle, I prepare for a finisher. I know it can't happen just yet, but I must be ready when it does. I draw both my weapons, and use the intense flame from one to heat the blade of the other. The knife glowing orange with dazzling embers, I run at shairn with the simple intent to sink this divine tool into his waiting heart.
If he's ready to die, my finisher will be a thrown knife to the chest followed by a jump kick that sends him onto the asphalt. I seriously doubt he will already, but I just wanted to put the idea out there.
Thinking quickly, I jump back onto my vehicle and enter it through the window. I man the steering wheel and catch up to the hemi so that we're side-by-side and ram into the vehicle to throw my opponent off balance.
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Shairn- 4
AI heats up his knife to a white-hot blazing temperature. It almost looks like a lightsaber out of Starwars at those temperatures! Truly surreal. Then, without warning, Shairn takes his vehicle and tries to ram AI right off the road! AI's hemi skids into the barrier and takes some damage! Shairn's car only suffers some minor paintjob damage.
In an attempt to prolong the fight, your cars now have separate health values!
HEALTH:
AI-5
AI(car)- 9
Shairn-!!3!!
Shairn(car)-10
"If we're going to do it like this, you will leave your weapons inside if you have any honor."
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
>Initiate ninja-esque flurry attacks.
I attempt to dodge his slashes and kick his searing blade out of his hand.
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
AI leaps onto the hood of Shairn's car, trying to destroy the engine! Shairn, not taking kindly to sabotage, starts to swerve and attempt to throw AI off of the hood. AI eventually loses his footing and slides down onto the edge of the car. Shairn, seeing an opportunity, slams the car's side into a wall, trying to crush him. AI manages to just barely get out of the way, but he dropped his flamethrower in the process! The aerosol can explodes under the pressure into a fireball that scorches the car and AI. A burned AI, in his failed assault, leaps from the now scorched car back to his Hemi. Shairn follows suit. What follows can only be described as a fight for the ages, with the two of them going at it like noone has ever gone at it before. Eventually, AI loses his Blazing knife and it wedges itself into the steel on the roof. Whoever can get ahold of that knife might just win.
HEALTH:
AI-4
AI(car)-9
Shairn-!!3!!
Shairn(car)-9
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Chumhandle: electronicAssassin
24 hours until auto-lose
Chumhandle: electronicAssassin
This has persisted far too long. I aim to send him off the back of this car in a heap of mangled bone and blood.
Shairn- 1
Shairn scrambles for the blazing knife stuck in the roof of the hemi. unbeknownst to him, AI had it all planned out. As Shairn reached for the knife, AI runs straight for him with an awe-inspiring drop-kick. The sheer force from the kick not only knocks the wind out of Shairn, but it also sends him flying SO FAR BACK that he practically falls off the Hemi!SENSORS DETECT ASSWHOOP. Struggling to hold onto the back of the hemi, his legs almost dragging on the pavement, all AI has to do now is finish the job...
HEALTH:
AI-4
Shairn-CRITICAL
Car healths don't really matter right now, don'tcha think?
No, just joking.
"You can't let this end this way, can you? We could team up and win this together, after all. I know much more than anyone else in this silly game. You are never going to win without me."
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.