Cat has gained 1x MORTAL COIL.
Cat has gained 1x GALLOPING HEADACHE
Cat has gained 2500 experience points!
Cat has leveled up!
Cat has acquired a combat rubric: GUTTURAL BRISANCE.
Cat has gained 8 HP.
Unnamed slime has gained 1x POWERS OF SPEECH
Unnamed slime has acquired a visage modus: SURPRISE.
Unnamed Kobold has leveled up!
Unnamed Kobold has gained -6 HP.
Unnamed Kobold has acquired a combat rubric: d'awwwwww him to death.
Unnamed Kobold has acquired a haberdashery proficiency: PAPER SAILOR'S HAT.
[spoiler] has expended 1x DEUS EX MACHINA VINYL RECORD.
The kobold doesn't seem to be attempting to run away from you...
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The inquisitors were torturing Harry.
First, Ignatius used the rock.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
The author seems to have left out another important detail of this deus ex machina in a fit of retardation.
Alabastre is now a ZOMBIE GOAST.
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The inquisitors were torturing Harry.
First, Ignatius used the rock.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
You apologize to Alabastre and ask if you may keep his arms.
Alabastre: "You haven't got all that much to apologize for, old chum. It's not like you were some sort of clairvoyant, capable of intuiting the purpose of that lever. As for the arms, well, I have a couple of phantasmal replacements, so I doubt that I'll need them."
He will use his GHOSTLY POWERS, such as being able to travel through walls, to aid you whenever possible.
You thank the Kobold for saving your life.
Unnamed Kobold: "Don't thank me, thank froggy lady! I did have to see gross guts and that yucked me out so your welcome but she told me to help you! She also said never to play a red-label record and she said you should be more careful next time because that just works once.
So what's your name? Mine's..."
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The inquisitors were torturing Harry.
First, Ignatius used the rock.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
How to feel cool on Minecraft forums:
>New Feature is announced
>Begin claiming it ruins the game "MINECRAFT ISN'T A BED/DOG/HAVING FUN SIMULATOR, IT'S ABOUT STANDING IN YOUR HOUSE WITH NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY REMOVE EVERY FEATURE GUH"
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
Cat has gained 1x MORTAL COIL.
Cat has gained 1x GALLOPING HEADACHE
Cat has gained 2500 experience points!
Cat has leveled up!
Cat has acquired a combat rubric: GUTTURAL BRISANCE.
Cat has gained 8 HP.
Unnamed slime has gained 1x POWERS OF SPEECH
Unnamed slime has acquired a visage modus: SURPRISE.
Unnamed Kobold has leveled up!
Unnamed Kobold has gained -6 HP.
Unnamed Kobold has acquired a combat rubric: d'awwwwww him to death.
Unnamed Kobold has acquired a haberdashery proficiency: PAPER SAILOR'S HAT.
[spoiler] has expended 1x
DEUS EX MACHINAVINYL RECORD.The kobold doesn't seem to be attempting to run away from you...
First, Ignatius used the rock.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
They realized that they were all men of the lord.
- 30 Hs
Alabastre is now a ZOMBIE GOAST.
First, Ignatius used the rock.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
They realized that they were all men of the lord.
- 30 Hs
This is incredibly
sillyawesome!First, Ignatius used the rock.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
They realized that they were all men of the lord.
- 30 Hs
What is this "capchalogue" you speak of?
First, Ignatius used the rock.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
They realized that they were all men of the lord.
- 30 Hs
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
Kobold: retrieve jukebox
Alabastre: haunt arms.
Unnamed Slime: use POWER OF SPEECH to voice concern over lack of toes.
seconded
Uh oh, there's another troll 'round here. Might have to get in character.
With his brain.
Alabastre: "You haven't got all that much to apologize for, old chum. It's not like you were some sort of clairvoyant, capable of intuiting the purpose of that lever. As for the arms, well, I have a couple of phantasmal replacements, so I doubt that I'll need them."
He will use his GHOSTLY POWERS, such as being able to travel through walls, to aid you whenever possible.
You thank the Kobold for saving your life.
Unnamed Kobold: "Don't thank me, thank froggy lady! I did have to see gross guts and that yucked me out so your welcome but she told me to help you! She also said never to play a red-label record and she said you should be more careful next time because that just works once.
So what's your name? Mine's..."
First, Ignatius used the rock.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
They realized that they were all men of the lord.
- 30 Hs
Nope.avi
First, Ignatius used the rock.
Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants. The inquisitors were wearing them, too.
They realized that they were all men of the lord.
- 30 Hs