You place sergeant Steve and fight for the ABSOLUTELY PERFECT NOT FLAWED IN ANYWAY AWESOME USA!!!!!!! and gun down helpless North Koreans, Arabs and Russians while the game spews patriotic ramblings.
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Wanna know Jack Sparrow's favorite country?
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Griefers, would spawn on peaceful and seek out and destroy ANY block the player has built and replace them with massive bedrock Swastikas. Actually, this isa great idea, as it would stop people from BEING TINY BABYS and turning peaceful on.
I also think that their should be huge worm monsters that only appear after 10 hours of gameplay on a world. They should tunnel around destroying everything in their path. They should have 3000 hearts and they only way to harm them should be a level 50 enchanted diamond sword.
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Wanna know Jack Sparrow's favorite country?
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Primordial Oooze. It spawns like a silverfish from something that looks exactly like coal ore. If you mine it, it starts spreading to every block near it, turning it into an ooze-block (including air). It has life equal to the number of blocks consumed. It does damage 0.1 * number of consumed blocks. If you manage to kill it, it divides in half.
It eats at [size] blocks/ second, until it consumed your whole world.
Oh, and it doesn't drown and can eat lava. Actually, consuming Lava will turn it into a Lava-Ooze, doing 0.5 * consumed blocks. If it eats Obsidian, it will get 2 portal- eyes, crying out ghasts and Magmacubes.
P.S: @KyoShindo : You made me think about 2 green walking,erm , sticks having sex. I hate you now :laugh.gif:
If you kill a cow with a sword, there's a chance it drops soap(animal fat).
Put the soap in a bucket and stuff it in the furnace.
This creates liquid soap.
Pour liquid soap on ice and watch people bust their ass.
If liquid soap interacts with water or lava your game crashes.
Plates:
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Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
NOTCH IMPLEMENT THIS NOW!!!
you sir are amazing
We already have green exploding penises another penis based thing would turn Minecraft into Peniscraft, I don't want that, what about MW3craft :3?
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
No, really.
I made a suggestion where you can craft a computer and play Minecraft on it...
It eats at [size] blocks/ second, until it consumed your whole world.
Oh, and it doesn't drown and can eat lava. Actually, consuming Lava will turn it into a Lava-Ooze, doing 0.5 * consumed blocks. If it eats Obsidian, it will get 2 portal- eyes, crying out ghasts and Magmacubes.
P.S: @KyoShindo : You made me think about 2 green walking,erm , sticks having sex. I hate you now :laugh.gif:
Click them or they will click you
Put the soap in a bucket and stuff it in the furnace.
This creates liquid soap.
Pour liquid soap on ice and watch people bust their ass.
If liquid soap interacts with water or lava your game crashes.
The creeper will explode if you get too close, including when the endermen teleports to attack you.
They can randomly put them down, possibly after teleporting into your home.
They still spawn in the end...
HI ITS BILLY MAYS HERE FROM THE AFTER LIFE, BRINGING YOU PLATES TO MINECRAFT
DO YOU EAT IN MINECRAFT? DO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO EAT ON? WELL WAIT NO MORE!
PLATES TO MINECRAFT ALLOWS YOU TO PUT FOOD ON PLATES AND EAT 10X SLOWER!
FOR ONLY 19.99 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN PLATE IN MINECRAFT! BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!
ACT NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN ANOTHER PLATE, FREE OF CHARGE! JUST PAY S&H
CALL AT 555-MINECRAFT-PLATES! THATS 555-MINECRAFT-PLATES! CALL NOW!
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